I discovered this only after seeing Rob complain about douches in the Krypto post. It's like a surprise Christmas present found in the back of the closet in August!

 Well.  Now you need to record it, because I need to hear it.

This almost as good as my unrecorded version of Rammstein's Pussy that's about Pokemon

Ha, thanks for posting my song!

that is the most interesting take on the pokemon theme ever. as for what pokemon she would use charazar would fit her best  or maybe pickchue 

I knew I'd heard Rolling in the Deep somewhere before...

I still wanted this to be about Adele admitting to being a Pokémon fan. Beating the games with only one type would be impressive.

You're a closet surfer?

He's kinda made out of peer pressure. You know, like a twinkie. Coincidentally, he's also filled with white cream-like substance, like a twinkie.  Ahem.Zing.

Yaaaa, doesn't strike me as an excellent facsimile... at all.

I feel like you bowed to peer pressure, and that idea makes me uncomfortable.

Never mind, she'll find someone like you (using Ditto).

This is terrible... just terrible.

wow, that list must have really raised your pole position today, rob. it's way too early to be typing one handed. there, happy now, internet?

She'll set fire to the rain [using Charizard.] 

also, why did I say dude? that was odd.

dude, Jigglypuff can sing, I'm thinking that's who she'd start with.