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Let’s All Freak the @#$% Out About Three New Seconds of Hobbit Footage

Let’s All Freak the @#$% Out About Three New Seconds of Hobbit Footage

By August 6, 2012 Miscellaneous, Movies 0 Comment


The Hobbit released a new trailer this weekend, and when I say a new trailer, I mean it’s the old trailer, with about three seconds of new footage sliced in. Seriously, TheOneRing pointed out all three new shots, and they are:

? Bilbo reacting to Gandalf’s arrival (0:23)

? Bilbo hiding behind a tree in Mirkwood (1:57)
? Gandalf, the dwarves and Bilbo running through a forest (1:59)
Yeah, try to keep from masturbating furiously at this new Hobbit bounty. Honestly, I wasn’t going to post it at all except I saw the rest of the nerdernet do it, and I desperately want to seem cool too. You hear that, other nerd news sites? My mom says you’d like me if you took the time to get to know me. I have the note she put in my lunchbox for proof. (Via Nerd Bastards)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.