There are few things as terrifying in the Star Wars
universe than being on the receiving end of an Ewok attack, because you know if the Ewoks beat you, they're going to eat you (they we're going to eat Han, after all, and Stormtrooper helmet drum sets don't grow on trees). Forcing them to kill you during battle is th only escape from being roasted alive and turned into dinner. Now you can capture that moment of pants-wetting fear with this exclusive Entertainment Earth animated-style statue
. It's $90, or less than a third of a WiiU. Also, it features a man about to be savagely beaten to death by ravenous teddy bears. That has to count for something.
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