When Ewoks Attack
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There are few things as terrifying in the Star Wars universe than being on the receiving end of an Ewok attack, because you know if the Ewoks beat you, they’re going to eat you (they we’re going to eat Han, after all, and Stormtrooper helmet drum sets don’t grow on trees). Forcing them to kill you during battle is th only escape from being roasted alive and turned into dinner. Now you can capture that moment of pants-wetting fear with this exclusive Entertainment Earth animated-style statue. It’s $90, or less than a third of a WiiU. Also, it features a man about to be savagely beaten to death by ravenous teddy bears. That has to count for something.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.