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I myself prefer the "stripper shovel" Roll a bill on a diagonal and you end up with a perfect blow scooper.
PS Don't hand a bag of coke to a stripper that you want to see a lot of again.
You know coked up sex with early 80's Carrie Fisher would be really really really really really fun.
But you wouldn't remember it.
If I had sex with 80s Carrie Fisher, I would want to remember it.
In that picture, it kinda looks like Han spotted it, too, out of the corner of his eye, moments earlier. And is quietly trying to play it very cool while he figures out just what he's gotten himself into.
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Oh, thanks, Rob. Now you just gave George Lucas an excuse to re-re-re-release the film in another all-new digitally-altered edition! F- you!!! :P
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You know, it COULD be a guitar nail... if Carrie Fisher played the guitar... and hadn't already admitted to all the coke.
Wow, I'm just amazed that it took this long for someone to notice. We've had the Internet long enough that I figured we knew everything there was to know about Star Wars.
Still not as crazy as David Bowie, who can't even remember recording one of his most famous albums (Station to Station) because he was doing so much cocaine at the time.
@Charliepanayi I can top THAT! The late Richard Burton admitted that his drinking problem was so bad at one time, that he saw himself starring in a feature lenght movie and DID'NT REMEMBER MAKING THE MOVIE!
Well, then I guess it was much more entertaining to him, since he didn't know the ending.
You should hear her story about being coked out of her mind with Jim Belushi on the set of Blues Brothers, where half the extra's were off duty cops.
@doctor_mindbender Sorry, John, Still can't edit posts. Didn't notice I wrote the wrong belushi till about an hour later.
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@PaulaH I think you mean cocaine on their fingernails. Geesh. Reading comprehension much?
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The nail wasn't Carrie's, it was Leia's. The princess had a big spice addiction.Why else would she hook up with a spice smuggler?
@kegs Between her and Glen Frey, they funded the entire operation of the Spice Mines of Kessel.
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I'm totally going to write an expanded universe story where all the members of the Royal House of Alderaan were encouraged to keep one nail longer than the other to use in self-defense...and then I'm going to totally petition Hasbro to include that feature on all future Princess Leia action figure's they release.
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An actress in the 70s/80's was using coke? This is the biggest news ever. Why can't they all be as sweet and well behaved as the little girl from E.T?
@emperorhornet You do realize when they say, "wanna do some blow?"; you don't actually blow it, right?
In Carrie Fisher's book she talks about her mother getting her and her grandmother their first vibrators. I'm pretty sure those images (that being a guy I'm not saying is bad) will always make me forget about......Um.....Whatever we were talking about.
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@Someguy We're talking about Debbie freaking Reynolds here?? Holy crap.Also, it's pretty weird how you can go from "Carrie Fisher, daughter of Debbie Reynolds" to "Deebie Reynolds, Princess Leia's mom" in a few short years.
@Shemp Life is weird like that. We forget our on screen loves have lives of their own. Trust me, I've not forgotten the lovely (and still very lovely) Debbie Reynolds in these fantasies.....Umm........Memories....Wait, not memories of it perse.....Uhh..........Oh boy.
