I was also one of the few cursed souls able to watch (If I tell you howthe bad people will make me watch it again) the David E. Kelley WonderWoman pilot and it was so bad I swear my last colonoscopy was moreentertaining. This new pilot sounds even worse!!! Better to have a colonresection than to watch this waste-of-eye-ball-usage!!!
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Warner Bros TV, the studio behind the CW drama project Amazon, has hired a casting director to launch a search for the lead in the project in anticipation of a potential pilot pickup. A breakdown for the role has been released, providing a glimpse into the Tarzan-like fish-out-of-water premise and the central character of the Wonder Woman origin story written by Allan Heinberg that chronicles the female superhero's life as a young Amazonian, before she becomes a warrior princess with super powers.
According to the breakdown I've obtained, her name is Iris (not Diana). "She comes from a remote, secluded country and until now has spent most of her life as a soldier and a leader on the battlefield. Because of relentless brutality of her life at home, Iris looks at our world with absolute awe and astonishment. She's delighted and just as often horrified by the aspects of everyday life that we take for granted: skyscrapers, traffic, ice cream. It's all new and fascinating and sometimes slightly troubling to her. Iris is completely unschooled in our world, our culture, our customs. And she's completely inexperienced at interpersonal relationships. She has no social filter, does not suffer fools, and tends to do and say exactly what's on her mind at all times. She's bluntly, refreshingly honest. She can tell when you're lying to her. And she doesn't have time or patience for politics or tact because she's too busy trying to experience everything our world has to offer. There are too many sights to see and things to learn and people to care for. Hers is a true, noble, and generous heart. And she will fight and die for the people she loves. Iris is a fierce warrior with the innocent heart of a romantic and she will fight to the death to make the world safe for innocents and true romantics everywhere."
The casting search is being done while the script for the project is still being written. It is not unusual for studios to do preliminary casting work on high-profile projects before a green light, especially those whose success hinges on casting the lead. The CW is having its biggest hit in years this fall with a show about a DC superhero, freshman Arrow, so the network's desire to try to emulate that success with another comic book-inspired franchise is understandable.
From a business standpoint I can understand the desire to repeat the success of Smallville and, as the article indicates, the upstart Arrow. That said, this sounds absolutely terrible. Okay, so if she has no social filter, that means viewers will be treated to Diana Iris telling it like it T-I-Is every week while fighting crime and going on about the power of love even more than Huey Lewis & The News did on their Sports tour. If this thing makes it to air it is going to be a Brundleflyian fusion of the worst elements of Lois & Clark: The Adventures of Superman and Sex & The City. Folks, that is saying a lot. And how exactly will she make the world safe for romantics everywhere? By trying to shut down AshleyMadison.com and Craigslist? Using her riches to keep couples everywhere constantly supplied with Godiva chocolates? My head hurts.
Wait, I just re-read the plot breakdown again. She's going to be delighted and/or horrified by ice cream? I'm as fascinated and scared of Cookie Puss as much as the next guy, but then again I'm also not the focus of a major network show based on the world's most iconic super heroine. A new Wonder Woman show could bring another strong and smart female character to TV -- one with a built in audience. This is always a welcome thing. But to blow this opportunity for the sake of what sounds like goofy fluff is just lame. David E. Kelley, if you are out there can you please try to warn the execs over at the CW about the Pandora's Box they are about to open?
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DON'T YOU EVER SAY AN UNKIND WORD ABOUT THE COOKIE PUSS. Me and Silent Bob model our whole fucking lives around that frozen confectionery alien.
All finished moving, no computer yet so I'll have to make all posts at work :-( Eh, could be worse.
@Gallen_Dugall @Lithroe I knw when I'm watching when I get home!
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Bout of Vomiting and Migranes
So much for the fancy new film technology - fortunately most of us are going to have to watch it in the traditional format anyway
@Anony-Mouse So, Chris, you're going to take over fulltime and get the monkeys?
@Gallen_Dugall @Anony-Mouse So, Chris, you're going to take over fulltime and get the monkeys?
@Lithroe @Gallen_Dugall @Anony-Mouse Socrates, we're going to take your freedom to destroy the Monkees?
@Gallen_Dugall @Anony-Mouse So, Chris, we're going to take your freedom and spank the monkeys?
@Lithroe @Gallen_Dugall @Anony-Mouse So, Chris, you're going to take out freedom and pet the monkeys?
@Gallen_Dugall @Lithroe @Anony-Mouse So, Chris, you're going to take our freedom and get the monkeys?
@Lithroe @Gallen_Dugall @Anony-Mouse So, Chris, you're going to take our orders and get the monkeys?
@Gallen_Dugall @Lithroe @Anony-Mouse So, Chris, you're going to take over minds and get the monkeys?
@Lithroe @Gallen_Dugall @Anony-Mouse So, Chris, you're going to take over furniture and get the monkeys?
Question: if she is 'completely unschooled in our world' does that mean her culture just happens to speak English? Because otherwise the entire first season is going to need to be teaching her to talk...
@Noneofmyusernamesareavailable there are other languages? no audience is going to believe that
How to make a Wonder Woman movie/show:
1. Write a Superman show.
2. Change him into a woman AFTER writing everything.
3. Profit
The problem with every "adaptation" of Wonder Woman is that they approach it thinking "Oh, she's a woman, so we need to make her appeal to young women... Therefore, naturally, we'll have her doing "girl" things like eating ice cream and worrying about her hips, shopping, talking about relationships, strutting her stuff and being all sassy, and obsessing over Mr. Right."
And that's what NOT to do. Make a superhero show. Make the superhero kick loads of villain ass. Don't get bogged down in the "Bu-bu-but she's a GIRL!" part. Just make a badass superhero on Superman's level (and she IS on Superman's level. She's incredibly strong, she's THE BEST melee fighter on the planet, and she's nigh-invulnerable) and don't get tied down with the belief that she's female. If any female hero is NOT demure and girlish, it's Diana. She's one of the boys. She's BETTER than most of the boys, actually.
So STOP MAKING HER INTO ALLY MCBEAL YOU IDIOTS! She's not some fish-out-of-water character, and she's not some Bridget Jones/Sex in the City "superheroes for girls!" relationship fodder. She's a hero, a leader, and comes from a place where ideals of femininity and masculinity are not a daily concern.
@nix.nightbird Excellent post, and well put!...although my usual snarking/morbid curiosity instincts have kicked in, and made me wonder what would happen if you made a Superman show by writing a "Wonder Woman" pilot, then making the character a <i>man</i> after writing everything.
At least they're making sure she's tall.
I still get angry about the Megan Fox rumors, Wonder Woman is not supposed to be tiny.
Here is your weekend forecast for Middle Earth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7UhqNt98tsY#!
The new Profiles in History auction catalog is out and contains tons of geek-worthy stuff. The best part is you can download a PDF of the catalog for free.
Star Trek costumes & props, Star Wars costumes & props, the original Gort helmet from "The Day the Earth Stood Still", Alien/s props, and tons more. I love browsing their catalogs and weeping quietly.
http://www.profilesinhistory.com/auctions/hollywood-auction-53/
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird That's a pretty awesome catalog. I would bid on an article of clothing worn by Erin Grey and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
@doctor_mindbender @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird It's a shame that it's Sigourney Weaver's panties and not Erin Grey's...
Shit! Did I type that out loud?
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @Someguy @doctor_mindbender Yes, I went through a lot of them. Sad thing is, as you can see, not one of them was really that funny. A lot of work for a short payoff. *Insert dating, marriage, or sex joke here*
@Someguy @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @doctor_mindbender Strangely enough, I received 4 emails of reactions from you. Although, family friendly? The Manson Family maybe.
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @doctor_mindbender @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @doctor_mindbender There goes our friendly family feel.http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwv0eVClX1rnvwt1.gif
(If only you guys knew how many different jokes I tried that Voice's commenting system seemed to think I could have done better before posting.)
Dear DC, CW, WB, FBI, TGIF, etc.
It's Wonder Woman. Give her a lasso and a sword and something big to punch. IT"S NOT THAT COMPLICATED!
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.phpIt's a Hollow victory The old comments are still gone, but it's open to new ones. I've checked a few of the older fics, and I think the ones older than 2011(-ish) have got them still wiped out.
I really hope "MyVoice" lets me do paragraph breaks again. http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php
@Timely-Tardis-Lego Press enter, then hit space, then press enter. Only way I can get one.
But not always
@arivalscientist The "flooooooor...!" part is utterly terrifying."Awk! Deadbydawn! I'llswallowyoursoul! Bwak!"
@arivalscientist obviously that parrot was listening to someone who is tone-deaf.
New blueprints for Pan Pacific!
http://www.sjgames.com/wallpaper/deskpics/ogre/ogre-1366x768.jpg
okay maybe not, but the Pan Pacific mecha blueprints got me thinking about Ogre, because they're massive and deadly too - com'on let the Ogre play with the Kaiju
okay someone already did it - and it doesn't look good for the Ogre
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y5FpIuhqoqc/T_tyDeHWmAI/AAAAAAAAASE/jVBARizAg-8/s320/2012-07-09+19.23.46.jpg
I kinda thought the Ogre would be... bigger. Maybe Ogrethulu would be better matched?
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs25/i/2008/034/8/3/ogrethulu_by_furloph.jpg
The Museum of Modern Art in New York City is starting a video game art collection. Including Pac-Man, Tetris, and portal. The full list and article are here.
Read the full text here: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/153815#ixzz2DlSkdEEa
--brought to you by mental_floss!
Thanks to Mentalfloss.com for the great article and I will not hold it against you that you think I'm dishonest enough not to reference your work.
@Someguy popularity contest as art? technological innovation as art?
One definition of art is that it is something that produces an emotional response. Have any games I ever played provoke an emotional response in me? Yes, but mostly what I notice is a factor of story telling. Story telling as art. Planescape Torment springs to mind among others. Visual art, especially in games, is much more subtle and even more subtle than that is the associated audio art.
For some people art is all about an abstract intellectual experience, something that requires experience and training on the part of the audience to appreciate and therefore something only meaningful for those select few. Intellectual exercise as art. For them games aren't art simply because games are approachable to a mass audience.
Basically art is whatever a person says that it is, and people lie. Propaganda as art?
@Gallen_Dugall @Someguy I generally agree with you, except for a couple of things. Something like "Fine Art" can be objectively defined, mostly because that has become the point of its existence, much like you call an Abstract Intellectual experience. Also, for anything to be called art, it needs to be agreed upon by more than one person...So I figure propaganda can create art, but propaganda itself is more of an act of social engineering, like a political campaign.
@louieatrest @Someguy yep, always reminds me of the Heisenberg Principle - once you observe something you change it - probably even more so true with art and fandom than science as there are various feedback loops between audience and artist
@Someguy We get to decide..."art" is a dynamic term and will not mean exactly the same thing over two discussions, but you can always talk about what you think its for or about, and as long as you are honest, it will be right.
@Someguy art is largely a matter of mob rule
I know from personal experience in south Florida in the '80s that the government art grants were mainly going towards subsidizing heroin addicts who would in the last hour or so before a show randomly throw together a pile of found garbage or smear random colors on canvas and submit it as an art project so they could get their check and buy more heroine. Meanwhile at the art shows they presented at the educated intellectual art crowd would oh and ah and hmm and cogitate meaningfully over the artists meaning. For them is was art even though they largely imposed meaning upon it, and frequently someone in the art crowd would purchase the work.
This experience taught me that even the educated intellectual art crowd aren't above humanity's prime flaw (the other one - not the horrific stench) in that they will see meaning where there is none simply because they were expecting or wanting to see meaning there.
@louieatrest Once again I don't think there's anything wrong with the definition although I disagree with it as being unnecessarily narrow - that's just my opinion. Leonardo Da Vinci did some stunning drawings of fabric simply as a very mechanical way to learn how to draw and paint fabric with as much realism as possible, but I don't think most people would look at them and consider them "not art". I feel that sometimes art is an unintentional product of creative forces with no artistic intent behind them.
@louieatrest @Gallen_Dugall I always heard that Art is subjective but I've always wondered if just our definition of art is subjective.
Does an art piece need beauty, aesthetics, or meaningful? To like a piece of work do we have to find it beautiful or can it be vile, repulsive, have it bring us to anger, or just be pointless?
I wonder what are the boundaries of the definition of art or beauty for that matter and who will get to decide them?
@Gallen_Dugall @louieatrest @Someguy You do not have to like it to agree that it is art, nor does something become art just because people like it. I think that for something to be considered art, it has to be intentionally meaningful or involve a conscience effort above and beyond its (or any) utilitarian purpose. Once that is achieved you can feel free to think that it is shit.
@louieatrest @Gallen_Dugall @Someguy that is a valid definition, but I feel it's in the same territory as popularity contest as art
@Gallen_Dugall @Someguy "One definition of art is that it is something that produces an emotional response."
Holy moly! That guy who cut me off this evening wasn't an idiot but an artist. Who knew?
@Someguy @Gallen_Dugall idiocy as art?
Ultimately the products of emotion - art, politics, religion - are (at best) second hand interpretations of the world made third hand through our own interpretation. paraphrasing James Burke I think



