Am I the only one who was thinking what Bird-Jabba would look like?
Or the Bird-Thing-In-The-Compactor?
Angry Birds Star Wars is out for everything that Angry Birds is on (forgive me for not bothering to look it up, it's a lot of shit) as well as the three-and-a-half-minute animated trailer which recreates the Cantina scene. A few thoughts:
• I find it vaguely racist that every single person in the Star Wars universe who isn't a protagonist is portrayed by a pig.
• Han Solo is less Angry and more Completely Insane. I can respect that.
• Man, if you thought Figran D'an and the Modal Nodes looked like penises before, wait till you see them as pigs. Thanks to SlyDante for the tip!
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You know what star wars. I'm officially done. You've been milked past my point of no return.
I've heard people say it before and shrugged, thinking to myself, the stuff is funny, it was massive when I was a child. But now? Well gee willickers Batman, I just don't give a damn any more.
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Does it disturb no one that the pigs aren't whole pigs, but just the heads of presumably decapitated pigs, hopping around on their neck-holes?
The birds make sense. They're roundish (or triangular) birds with compact bodies... But the pigs are definitely just heads.
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@nix.nightbird Thank you, I thought I was the only one. I just keep seeing green decaying heads in the game.
The Star Wars Holiday Special points at this and laughs.
Laughs in that loud, guffawing, special-ed kind of way, but laughs nonetheless.
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You know in certain spots I swear Han Solo's bird looks more like Angry Bert from Seseme Street.
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Alright, I admit, I laughed at the stormtroopers firing wildly in all directions except at the heroes.
Why did the Pig Troopers chase after everyone after they left the Cantina? Those weren't the birds they were looking for....
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Still a better love story than Twilight...
Still a better Star Wars movie than Episodes 1 - 3...
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Maybe he's counting the next ones?*
*Which are sure to disapoint on account of hype alone.
Actually if you look at the bar, there is a white furred, four eyed bird. And I think I saw another bird hop past them at one point.
And Egg R2 is highly amusing.
