And they involve a pissed off Captain Planet turning people into trees! We've seen this kind of behavior from the once noble Cap'n before, yet it seems that things like fracking and the public's indifference towards Arbor Day have really pushed him over the edge. Even if you could harness the environmental compassion of a million Al Gores you still wouldn't be able to stop Captain Planet's mission to transform all of mankind into greenery. Basically, we're all fucked. How's that for an inconvenient truth?
UPDATE: Funny or Die just released another chronicle of the Captain's reign of terror. Check it out here.
UPDATE: Funny or Die just released another chronicle of the Captain's reign of terror. Check it out here.
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I don't know if you'll be able to read this, my voice 'bation is not working. Shocker.
Who would ever want the heart power ring? That kid was so ripped off. I'd even take wind power over that crap.
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@Gallen_Dugall Yes. Also if you are typing a reply and someone else replies first your reply box closes. I also have to scroll up and down a few times for all the post to show back up.
I stopped mentioning the bugs for a while because I wasn't sure anyone was listening anymore.
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@Someguy @Gallen_Dugall You mean this is how the TR really ends? This was all a dream...
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@Gallen_Dugall @Someguy Yea, we been meaning to tell you. You are actually in a hospital bed in a coma. All of this is an hallucination. It seems your hydrolically inhanced bidet experiment wasn't a good idea after all.
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Turning people into trees? OK, not so much fun as throwing them into space, but effective.
This gets my Stamp of Approval.
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Wow. An 8 A.M. post. So Chris no longer stays to cuddle with us after postings. Just grabs the money off the dresser and sneaks out now before we wake up. I feel dirty and cheap.
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Well there is no advertising so the site's not back - 8AM post is a positive turn of events though.
Chris Cummins is officially on my Christmas Card list... and if I ever send out Christmas Cards that will mean something.
apparently 3 is already out
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fb4f7e685a/captain-planet-3?rel=player
I noticed that the Captain Planet hair looks like green MacGyver hair, but my question is - in a world where people are publicly pilloried for not bowing at the alter of green politics (and no, it's not science if you obfuscate data) why is Captain Planet fair game? Because he was Ted Turner's idea?
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@vangald @Gallen_Dugall Seth Green's Ted Turner is a classic - because Ted Turner is almost that crazy
