For those of us who don't want our most recent memory of Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas to be anything like this...

Y'all realize that's Taylor Momsen on the left, right?
...and don't have 22 minutes to watch the animated version, here's Big Boi from OutKast reading it aloud, occasionally reading a bit much into innocently written phrases like "Who hash." And I don't even want to know what he means by "Happy Swallowdays!" at the end; you might even say I wouldn't touch that with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole. Watch this now before Kenan Thompson does a one-note impersonation of it on SNL.
h/t SlyDante via The AV Club
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Nothing beats Wierd Al doing Green Eggs and Ham.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvX596FyX40@Gallen_Dugall I gritted my teeth and bulled through nearly a full minute and a half, despite his "ha ha, I don't know how to read" joke. A joke, I may add, which proved to be not entirely inaccurate.
The Grinch was a FUCKING HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT. I vowed to NEVER watch another Jim Carrey or Ron Howard movie again, and I have kept that vow. I even threw away all the movies in my collection they were involved with in any way. FUCK. THAT. MOVIE.
@363511 'The Cat In The Hat' with Mike Meyers trumps it. My God! That wasn't a movie, it was a hate crime!
@363511 I've have skipped all of Carrey's "comedy" stuff since walking out after the first ten minutes of Pet Detective.
@Someguy @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @Gallen_Dugall @363511 Mind you I've enjoyed what I've seen of his non-comedic work
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @Gallen_Dugall @363511 While I respect those who do find him funny. I have never found him funny. Not his stand up, television or movie appearances. Glad to hear I'm not the only one.
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @363511 Take 2:
Well this is security footage of when I saw it at our local mart store.


