For those of us who don't want our most recent memory of Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas to be anything like this...
Y'all realize that's Taylor Momsen on the left, right?
...and don't have 22 minutes to watch the animated version, here's Big Boi from OutKast reading it aloud, occasionally reading a bit much into innocently written phrases like "Who hash." And I don't even want to know what he means by "Happy Swallowdays!" at the end; you might even say I wouldn't touch that with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole. Watch this now before Kenan Thompson does a one-note impersonation of it on SNL.
h/t SlyDante via The AV Club