I think I need to book myself a flight to Tampa to be at the grand opening of Hogan's Beach.
"I see myself almost like a general manager, creatively. I play a fake general manager on Impact Wrestling. But this is for real." Because when we think Hulk Hogan, the one word that comes to mind is "real." Or not. Actually, the only time I'd ever put "Hulk Hogan" and "real" in the same sentence is when talking about this:
Hulk Hogan's new restaurant will have three separate menus, a mechanical shark, volleyball courts and a live music stage. And of course he's trying to pitch the idea of a reality show to be filmed there.
Considering we're talking about a guy - albeit an extremely entertaining blowhard of a guy - who's still cashing in on a three-decades-old gimmick because he hasn't come up with any new successes (Thunder in Paradise?), I wouldn't suggest investing in his new project just yet.
I do, however, look forward to hearing what The Iron Sheik has to say about it.
intersting given that Hogan is also suppose to be running impact that he is going into the restaurant business when a fake manager does not translate to a real one including running a business like a restaurant. though i wish hogan luck in doing this new venture to try and keep regaining his lost fortune. wonder if he will have brooke and nick, help out or his wife also helping run it as the hostess.
Dammit! That seems like an awesome way to welcome 2013...
I'm pretty sure that the special tuxedo won't last long...
Meanwhile I'll just get drunk as fuck and play with My MOTUC Hulk Hogan... I mean Castle Grayskullman!
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Okay world. I figured out the best way to sum up my thoughts.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/119/0/e/italy__i_surrender__by_alexthehedgehog15-d4xycq1.gif
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@Someguy how about ultimate facepalm attack http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvym322qE1qcjgem.gif
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Top Ten Reason's the Mayans should have got it right
10. Smurfs 2
9. Hulk Hogan Restaurant
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I'm sorry, I didn't catch what you were saying, all I heard was 'sex tape sex tape sex tape.'
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Pastamania II: The Quickening. http://i.imgur.com/oFbl9.jpg
Gotta love the multitudes of Hulk Hogan merchandise decorating the place as well. Subtle. And very "real", I may add. However, he will get bonus points if the posters for his movies are placed right next to/in the bathrooms.
Alas, I think I'll skip this one for New Year's. Think I'll give Rowdy Roddy Piper's Haggis Hut a try instead...
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