@TheConjurerOfCheapTricks , @Timely-Tardis-Lego , @rabidronnie , @Someguy . I just watched The Hobbit with the preview Star Trek...and just because i promised i would give a break down i've buried it in the archives in case "the man" shuts me down. So the opening has Mickey from Doctor Who waking up with his wife and you can tell they are ragged and weary from something. A date stamp tells us it's the year 2259. Mickey and his wife arrive at the London Children's Hospital and they visit their daughter who is very ill (or so we are led to believe). Cut to Mickey standing outside taking a break when a voice comes from behind. "I can help your daughter." It is the character played by Benedict Cumberbatch. "Who are you?" asks Mickey...but it cuts away before we find out. We are now on a distant planet and we see (in a scene reminiscient of Raider of the Lost Ark) A person is being pursed by a group of native people to the planet. This is Captain Kirk and he is leading the natives away from their camp as we discover the civilization is on the verge of destruction thanks to a volcano eruption. Cut to Spock, Uhura and Sulu on a shuttle, Spock is going to be lowered into the volcano to detonate an "ice bomb" that will hopefully stop the Volcano. Spock and Kirk argue back and forth about breaking the prime directive by Kirk exposing himself to the villagers. Spock and Uhura have moment before Spock is lowered into the volcano implying they are still an item. While Spock is lowered, his cable snaps and he drops onto a land mass still untouched by the lava flow. Cut back to Kirk and Bones who leap off of a cliff to escape the villagers and into an ocean containing the Enterprise. Apparently to not break the Prime Directive, they hide the Enterprise in the ocean meaning that no one is still compfortable with beaming in and out. Sulu and Uhura tell Kirk that Spock is stuck inside the volcano and Spock tells the crew he will still detonate the "ice bomb" at risk to himself. The preview comes to a close with Spock apparently making peace with situation of dying via lava or the blast of the ice bomb and the crew of the Enterprise trying to decide if they should break the prime directive by raising the Enterprise out of the water and into the volcano to save Spock...I wonder what will happen?!? Visually this movie is stunning and it looks like wall to wall action which has officially replaced Pacific Rim as the movie i have to see in 2013!!!!
Chug your Five Hour Energy and pack some Depends -- you're gonna need them for midnight showings of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey tonight, especially since the two-hour-forty-five-minute epic will also have nine minutes of Star Trek Into Darkness on the front end in some theaters, plus all those trailers you've been seeing this week: Man of Steel, Pacific Rim, Oblivion, et cetera.
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About those nine minutes of Trek -- I recommend my pal Dan Casey's take, simply because I can't think of a better turn of phrase than "you'll be setting your phasers to 'fuck yeah'". I mean, I can try -- "Beam me up to AWESOME," anyone? -- but I probably shouldn't.
In other Hobbit news, however, NECA revealed their quarter-scale Bilbo Baggins figure today. Now, considering they've been marketing Gollum/Smeagol as a Lord of the Rings figure, I was thinking they didn't have the actual Hobbit license and were just trying to cash in with what they did still have. 
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But no -- this Bilbo figure is not Ian Holm, but Martin Freeman (whom they've sculpted before, when he was Dentarthurdent), and while the photorealistic likeness of his face is stunning, the photorealistic sculpt of his disgustingly hairy feet is a tad stomach-turning. There must be fetishists for this, and I presume they'll buy them all, so if you want to do a giant Bilbo, Gollum diorama, snatch this up quick when it goes onsale.
NECA also mentioned on Twitter that they have at least a dozen quarter-scale figures in 2013. Four of them are Avengers, one is Bilbo, one is a revamped Alien...I would make a fair bet that most of the remaining six are Hobbit-related.
Saruman, anyone?
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@Regular_Stormy @ryanfox Thanks. I'd watch "Jersey Shire" for sure. GTL could be get second breakfast, take a walk, and look at a book.
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And with that, I bid you all good evening. LYT, looking forward to more of your shenanigans tomorrow.
@Regular_Stormy @Timely-Tardis-Lego @Someguy Did you get here from a user page or your email. That happens to me when I get here from someone's user page.
@Regular_Stormy @Timely-Tardis-Lego @Someguy I don't seem to see a red flag on Someguy's comment.
@Timely-Tardis-Lego @Someguy does your table comment have a red flag next to it on your screen? It does on mine...por que?
@Timely-Tardis-Lego @Someguy @Regular_Stormy I'll take the Pacific margarita with salt on the Rim? Zing?
@Someguy @Regular_Stormy *Brings out menu* Anything that interests you?
@rabidronnie Good night, Sleep tight, and don't let the hobbit lice bite!
So that we are all well-prepared for the future, I present to you:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1468573/
Our new editor, LYT, has his own imdb page. If anybody has time and will be taking a pass on the midnight showing of the Hobbit, perhaps look up one of his movies (I'm thinking Silent Night, Zombie Night sounds particularly cheeseariffic) and do some research for us all?
whoa, you know what that means???? i can write the fanfic and !rob can star in it! :D
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @rabidronnie I'm just a fan of the fact he has a sweet multicolored head of hair in the profile pic, and he has a role named "Strip Club Pervert". I think we're in good hands.
That, and I noticed one of the movies he was in called Mad Cowgirl, also starred Walter Koenig!! Very cool...
It's all good until someone dies at the office party.......Gangnam Style
@arivalscientist I love how the dance is clearly the culprit here. Not poor health, not a freak accident. . . clearly, men should not attempt this dance because it will KILL THEM. >.< our culture. . . . .
@rabidronnie @arivalscientist I've seen people whose were fit and healthy die of a heart attack not doing anything too strenuous. Our culture likes to think if we do one special thing we are going to live to a hundred. Do the dance if you want and live like it's your last second in this world. Die happy having fun.
@Someguy @rabidronnie @arivalscientist well technically you can do one special thing and live as long as you like... DON'T DIE
@rabidronnie @arivalscientist I know right.......where was this shit during the Macarena??
@arivalscientist @rabidronnie I worked at a place where it wasn't a good office party if there wasn't at least 2 sexual harassment suits and one arrest.
I missed the presale for opening weekend, and now I have to wait a few days for the next week to come out for my awesome local theatre.
Director's Suites, reclining, massaging, heated seats, 21+ only, seat-side food & drink service... Well worth the premium $
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I should probably pimp the theatre for them: http://www.warrentheatres.com/moore.asp
I tried to make a Bilbo figure once. Made a mold of one of my other figures. Came out bad. Unfortunately I had to get rid of the mold. It was bad Hobbit forming.
Well time to go be daddy. Night TRers hope you have a great one. Good first day LYT.
Luck be a Hobbit tonight!
Luck be a Hobbit tonight!
Luck if you ever want to do another sequel
Luck be a Hobbit tonight!
@BrandoLars I'm glad I'm not the only person who had that song pop in my head...........
I'm hoping to see this in a couple weeks when I get back home. I didn't see the LOTR series in theaters, but I'll be damned if I miss out on this one!
FRIENDS THAT CAN GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE THEATER ASSEMBLE!!!
@DylanRaishe scroll down, if you are in Canada, there are a couple people who will take care of you. If you are from elsewhere, well @Someguy is gonna need a bigger Fed Ex box...
@Canadian.Scott @DylanRaishe @Someguy Will out-of-Canada moviegoers be sent through express delivery? Or is it the basic shipping?
@Canadian.Scott Looks like @TheConjurerOfCheapTricks is already in his box. . .
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@TheConjurerOfCheapTricks @Canadian.Scott @DylanRaishe @Someguy
How many people need one of these? I will take you in, see the movie but then you must return to the box. So show of hands?
@Canadian.Scott @TheConjurerOfCheapTricks @DylanRaishe @Someguy http://imgur.com/7zWAk Found the right-sized shipping container. How many of these are needed?
@TheConjurerOfCheapTricks @Canadian.Scott @DylanRaishe @Someguy Anyway you want, just no COD.
Will be seeing this tonight, at one of the 10PM screenings!
That said, given I want to do this right, I'm going to try out that Denny's Hobbit menu as well before the show... meal suggestions, anyone?
EDIT: Man, a 1/4 Saruman would be amazing.... though I'd hope that they use the LOTR version. Going off his beard color in the shots from "The Hobbit" we've seen, it's supposed to be a less corrupted Saruman (it's mentioned in passing somewhere in Tolkien's writings that Saruman had jet black hair in the beginning, though it was pretty much white by the time of the War of the Ring.)
I had the Hobbit slam with Shire Sausage it was good and my wife had the Hobbit Hole Breakfast.
Wow if you take the word breakfast away that sounds so dirty. I need a shower.
@10glfan59 I just get the feeling there are two teenage boys somewhere who are laughing at their Denny's exec dad who asked them about this, Hobbit thing and what names they would suggest.
@GeneralTekno Love the pumpkin pancakes. I'm averse to eggs (purely psychological), but the sausage is great. Dick jokes aside, I mean.
@Shemp Just want you to know that comment made me literally LOL. Well done...
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@TheConjurerOfCheapTricks If it's not on the dollar menu at McDonalds, I can't afford it.
@TheConjurerOfCheapTricks The Denny's here in town is famous for terrible service with a side of food poisoning, so I have not partaken.
@GeneralTekno @Canadian.Scott @Shemp Since you all mentioned Denny's's Hobbit menu items, some weeks back I had the Gandalf Gobble Melt sandwich. Pretty good stuff- It's essentially a Thanksgiving sandwich, with turkey, stuffing (truly the best part), and some sort of cranberry mustard sauce. And hey, with my meal, I got free Hobbit trading cards! Anybody else get those with their food? It only comes with the Hobbit-centric menu items, if I'm not mistaken.



