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Just so you know. A woman in Sweden has been convicted of "disturbing the peace of the dead for allegedly using human bones for sexual purposes." Which is to say, boning the bones. The best part is her defense:
She had argued that she acquired the skeletons legally and that she handled the bones in a respectful manner and that her actions weren't covered by Sweden's laws against disturbing the peace of the dead.
Why is that still a problem? Because...
"The fact that the woman had moved bones constitutes a crime because she was unauthorized to do so, just as it's a crime to put together a skeleton and have it lying on the floor, to have bones in plastic bags, and to sell them."
So you can own skeleton parts, but not put them together?
Oh, and here's how they caught her - they heard gunshots coming from the room in which she was allegedly getting her bone on. There are ten photos of the crime scene here.
People, don't do that stuff. Because now you know it's wrong.
"I sympathize with her predicament," said cartoon character Evil-Lyn.
Source: The Local via Drudge on Twitter
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I'd appreciate it if your site plans to take my art that it credits the owner which is me instead of taking something that benefits you instead of myself which I am the sole copyright holder and credits some wanker on flickr that took the image to add to his collection and in now ways supports the artist and is used on a site that generates ad income. It would be great to correctly site me as the owner and or remove it. Thank you.
omg . not only did the woman get caught trying to full fill her sex fetish in sweden but also even if she proved she got the bones legaly she can not have them together which means she has bones scattered around her. not to mention this could almost be considered a new form or necrophila only with bones
Okay so, before I read this I just read the headline and said to myself...'is this a thing? Like a real problem in Sweden? They seemed so neutral.' THEN I said..okay maybe the skeleton was a dead lover. To which there are two senerios..1. She killed said lover and then continued on her merry life doing all activities like he/she was still alive (like ya do). 2. Her lover died and she couldn't get over the grief so she dug him/her up and then continued on her merry life. BUT it was neither senerio!! I...I am kind of disappointed that it wasn't more romantic (or crazy).
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Plus, it even says in the article that 'the court threw out a charge stemming from allegations that she had used human bones for sexual purposes.' So, really the TR post shouldn't be that you can't have sex with skeletons (cause she wasn't) more along the lines of 'Don't Go To Sweden (or really anywhere) and Muck About With Dead Things.'
Well this just means it is illegal in Sweden.
Also at least in Japan they assemble the love doll first....
Also on pic 4 "Dead tired"
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lame article unrelated to toplessrobot. but good news i read teh comments now, because they are better in quality than site posts now
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@kegs Not sure why you're angry, he's not wrong, at least about the post being unrelated. There's nothing nerdy about a swedish woman having sex with a skeleton.
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Well, I hopefully feel safe in saying that this is the turning point where Luke fully embraced the dark side & began to rightfully inherit the TR throne. Good, Luke. Goooood. http://youtu.be/MnQ_mp9TzZY
Illegal? I thought it was a Misdemeanor . The more you Miss, De Meaner you get. till you resort to this sort of thing.
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frankly i don't see what the problem is. what two bones consent to to in the privacy of their dungeon is nobody business. ahem. not that i would know anything about the bones of which you speak. it's not like i've got rob's rotting furr-suited skeleton in my closet where i torment it by posing it in FFF fashion from time to time. no sir.
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@DrAbraxas and therefore you would have no use for this guide to preserving bones - because they will disintegrate pretty quickly if not preserved.
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@Gallen_Dugall @DrAbraxas well...TR has taken on a darker turn...
http://youtu.be/a1N2k0-F1pU
@DrAbraxas @Gallen_Dugall I know this was you, Abraxas. I KNOW THIS WAS YOU.
Also, link is NSFW as hell. http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/67/ff/67ffbf_3100719.jpg
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@Someguy I have six skulls I use as part of a hat rack, that's next to the closet, I keep clothing and books in the closet.
@arivalscientist That takes me back to my gorehound teenager days, though when it comes to German mondo horror The Burning Moon's more fun (and has one of the best depictions of Hell I've ever seen). This woman, however, comes across as more well-adjusted (very relatively speaking) version of the girl in the sequel.
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@rabidronnie @Timely-Tardis-Lego We didn't do this in the right order!!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3fbUC.gif[/IMG]
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@rabidronnie @Canadian.Scott @Timely-Tardis-Lego I didn't add this to imgur for nothing!
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@Canadian.Scott @rabidronnie @Timely-Tardis-Lego I figured the sunglasses were implied in the "...", but this works too :D
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As interesting as this piece of news might be (and it is), I was wondering what it had to do with "nerd" news, but then I saw the list and then boom, punchline... yeah
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and here I've been disposing of the bodies of my victims instead of marketing their body parts to the sexually deviant.
I feel so stupid
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Wow...so i check Topless Robot in the evening and this is what i see...i'm going back to real world...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CrVcJ.gif[/IMG]
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@Timely-Tardis-Lego Other then the paintball episodes, this was my favourite Community episode...Rooooooxxxxannne
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@Timely-Tardis-Lego @Canadian.Scott This, by the way, may be my favorite reaction gif ever. I am totally stealing it. Thank you.
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WooKaayy. Although I'm more interested in the knife collection and the 250G external hard drive. Rest, could care less.
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@Someguy You never think about that sort of thing, the odds and ends you end up with over the years, until "the man" comes around to conduct a "search and seize"
the only strange thing about the knives is that they're of the same general type
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@arivalscientist In a lot of countries you can be prosecuted based on presumption of wrong doing so if you had the means and opportunity to commit the crime it can therefore be presumed that you intended to commit the crime and the prosecution doesn't have to bother proving motive. Easy to convict on means and opportunity alone.
