The Ninja in the video is my friend Christian Busath - Here are more great videos of him:
http://thoughtsofasimplecitizen.blogspot.com/2012/12/blog-post.htmlThis is how you make a live-action movie of a video game with no plot - keep it under three minutes, add dubstep and use slo-mo to make everything better.
Take note, makers of Angry Birds. (And no, I don't count "pigs steal eggs" as plot. Michael Bay might.)
via Kotaku (h/t SlyDante)
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Possibly I was playing a beta version or something. It was sometime ago. Complaint retracted, this is not the same game with fruit and ninjas that I played before
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Why was that good? That shouldn't have been good. That had no right to be good. Yet it was.
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Well, now I want a katana to use soley for slicing and chopping anything when making meals.
Onions? MEET MY DAMN KATANA!
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@Someguy @Gallen_Dugall I wonder if they scream when you make these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg
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@Big.Jim.Slade We are here today to pay our respects to Mr Pineapple, who gave his life that we might eat him. Amen.
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@arivalscientist I'm guessing this was filmed before Hostess went bankrupt, else they'd treat that thing like a sacred relic. How we sadly took it all for granted back then...
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@SlyDante777 @arivalscientist Requiescat in peace my dear sweet and spongy friend.
I hope Sgt. Powell kept some in a safe somewhere.
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I was going to make a comment about how the flying kittens were a better matchup with the slo-mo and dubstep.
Then the flying kitten happened.
You win, Internet.
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Fruit ninja is a remarkably stupid game. You walk left and right, positioning yourself under inexplicably falling fruit aaand that's it. Whole game. Got 5 stars on the app store. it is better than most things available, I guess. The top free game (just above fruity ninja) is a Disney game called "Where's my water". Craptastic.
@East_Threadly I think the only accurate part in your description of the game was the word "fruit".
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IT'S A SWORD NOT A BASEBALL BAT!
Great Googley Moogley when will people learn to grip a Katana correctly?
@CaptainZADL GOD BLESS YOU GOOD SIR!!! Sat there the whole time Screaming, "Tenouchi!! Hatsuji!!" His grip was so bad I thought he was going to throw it into his leg in the one cut. He overcut most of them. AND what a waste of a perfectly good Twinkie!
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@CaptainZADL No I meant it more in the sense of "Who's being metaphorical, who doesn't masturbate with their katana?"
(Misspelled Who's as Whose on first post and didn't catch it in time to edit.)
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@DrAbraxas Well, hopefully we regained you at "fat guy swings a katana around in equal parts dorky & awesome".
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also - for michael fucking bay it would be exploding eggs that count as plot. pigs stealing eggs is much too nuanced what with the necessary plotting and character/egg interactions
