Nick Fury versus Catwoman? Not quite. The two superstars draw on their other major performances this year to debate which character is more sad: Django Unchained's house slave, or Les Miserables' terminally ill prostitute.
Watch the whole thing, which - naturally, because it's Sam Jackson being Sam Jackson, and Anne Hathaway trying to one-up him - is full of NSFW language. And hilarity.
h/t Greg Basore