Mayan temples have been used in countless other movies as well, including mexican movies. It is nothing but a large building which looks great on film. It's akin to saying that movies that have used the roman coloseum are promoting bloody fights that end with one of the fighters being killed. And what makes this lame link even MORE STUPID is the fact that this scene in this particular movie was filmed decades BEFORE anybody had EVEN HEARD about the ending of the mayan calendar!

In what would appear to be a desperate attempt at hit-bait and SEO that is totally working, Reuters has posted an article that tries to tie the Mayan apocalypse to Star Wars, because a Mayan temple was used as the location of the Rebel base in Episode IV. The article notes that the same temple was used as Hugo Drax's base in Moonraker, but that comes at the very end because nobody wants to read about Moonraker again, ever.
"If it is the end of the world, hopefully Luke will come and blow up that Death Star," said Alex Markovitz, a 24-year-old consultant and Star Wars fan from Philadelphia, looking out over the site of Skywalker's rebel base. "I see why they shot here. It doesn't look real. It looks like an alien planet."
Awesome journalism, right? Then again, I am linking to it so something worked. Actually, the only reason I'm linking to it is this money quote about the plot of Episode VII:
Yavin 4 and the rebel base return to the Star Wars plot in the forthcoming Episode VII, announced in October by the Walt Disney Co, in which Skywalker comes back to the planet to build a Jedi Knight academy. However, fans said that Disney will likely film those scenes in a studio rather than return to Tikal.
Since the article offers zero sourcing for this rumor, and depends upon unspecified "fans" for their information about shooting locations that most likely haven't even been determined yet, it's probably total bullshit. But if the world does end Friday, I don't want to die knowing I could have shared a dubious bit of speculation with all of you first.
h/t Gallen_Dugall
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WOOT - my tip got used
now I'm spent
anywho, I didn't even see the Ep VII speculation - my eyes glaze over pretty quick with all the Mayan Youran propheteering. I assumed that the article was about a cult that thought Luke Skywalker would come down and rescue all the true Wars fans from the scary stuff and take them to Yavin IV - my version was a lot more entertaining which is the benefit of having only a loose association with reality
and on the thread of my tip - LUKE - USE THE FORCE field umbrella tip I sent in
Please, before the world ends, I'm dying over here (allegedly) - the misspellings and grammatical errors in the official product description are begging to be mocked
@PCabezuelo Jimmy Mac started doing a regular BondCast podcast about everything James Bond - it's a free download and he's pretty approachable if you wanted him to do a segment on it.
"Alex Markovitz, a 24-year-old consultant and Star Wars fan from Philadelphia".
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No love for the Jaws and Heidi hookup? Bite your tongue. Where's the fan fic on that? STAT!
I'll watch it if they change it to a Jedi Community College, with the motto E Pluribus Anus.
Too early to speculate. But if they announce Jar Jar is coming back, it will definitely be the end times.
@skrag2112 That and George Lucas announcing "guys, don't despair, I was kidding about not being involved" and he takes complete control of directing, writing, and producing of the entire new trilogy.
And then we can panic.
@TheConjurerOfCheapTricks Don't even fuck around like that dude...he might hear you.
@kingsley.baconhausen @TheConjurerOfCheapTricks
No, Lucas isn't a god. But Abraxas is. And he can hear you. He can make that happen. WORSHIP HIM OR THOU SHALL BE AGRAVED!
@Lady-Rainicorn @Umbra_di_Angelo I thought it was opposite day.
One More Day was one the best ideas Marvel ever had! Damon Lindelof is a brilliant screenwriter!
I heard the movie is about Leia traveling back to the location of Alderaan to see if there was any big chunk of the planet that survived. But no. She comes back to the rebels five years later and finds that Luke has written an article called Why the Rebellion Doesn't Need Leia.
Why did I just type out that overly long jab at Superman Returns? Eh...
@OneMinuteGalactica I think it was executed nicely...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DhsJP.gif[/IMG]@Canadian.Scott @OneMinuteGalactica Thank you, masturbating Matthew McCauhnahey.
@Umbra_di_Angelo I refuse to explain my stupid jokes. It would just embarrass everyone involved.
@Umbra_di_Angelo Read your comment then Galactica's in quick succession
@OneMinuteGalactica @Umbra_di_Angelo
"choo"
What? I honestly have no clue what you just said.
@Canadian.Scott @OneMinuteGalactica *shudders*
I never want to think of that movie again. No more Magic Mike, no more Magic Mike...
@OneMinuteGalactica ...because Superman Returns sucks huge donkey balls? Maybe?
"Yavin 4 and the rebel base return to the Star Wars plot in the forthcoming Episode VII, announced in October by the Walt Disney Co, in which Skywalker comes back to the planet to build a Jedi Knight academy."
That's just the plot of Kevin J. Anderson's Jedi Academy trilogy. So yeah: fake rumor.
You know what they say about unsubstantiated rumours...
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@Canadian.Scott @rabidronnie You go by the cardinal rule of the internet: When in doubt, cats.
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Oh, the world will end. But only at the hands of the combined forces of Skeletor, Dr. Dubious, and... THE DALEKS!
I am, like, really stoned right now. EXTIRMINATE!
First, LUKE! You take those horrible things you said about Moonraker back or I'm telling mom!
Second, This just sounds like the Extended Universe, Luke builds a temple, thing. Ah rumor mill, does your wheel ever break.
I'm so bummed. Being from the school that says our calendars are wrong, and that the Mayan end of days was actually four years ago, I can't even enjoy it.
@Someguy I personally subscribe to the theory that even if our calendar is correct, saying that the end of the Mayan calendar is a prediction of the end times is like somebody from a future civilization stumbling upon one of our own calendars and concluding that we must have believed the world would end on Dec. 31st.
@rabidronnie @Someguy That's probably what will happen. We're a very stupid species, you know.
@Gallen_Dugall @Umbra_di_Angelo Ecchh.... THAT movie was a five on a rating from one to ten. And very forgettable.
@Umbra_di_Angelo at least we're not anteaters
now if you'll excuse me I'm overdrawn at the memory bank
@Someguy Take happiness where you can find it... or some such bullshit. I don't know.


