I liked it. I wouldn't go so far as to call it a great movie, but I enjoyed myself. Good write-up.

Ads for Gangster Squad don't really tout the fact that it's from Ruben Fleischer, the director of Zombieland and 30 Minutes or Less, but maybe they should, because a lot of viewers are going to be in for a shock, unpleasant or otherwise. Nothing about the marketing campaign for the movie has even hinted at how ridiculously gory it is. Or how funny.
Make no mistake, while pundits cinematic and political agonize over the degree to which movies endorse torture or inspire gun violence, Gangster Squad gleefully runs roughshod over those issues with all the finesse of a runaway steamroller. The good guys in this movie casually brush off any concerns about civilian casualties while operating completely outside the law, shoot their captives repeatedly in the legs before tossing them off the Hollywood Hills and recklessly endanger their own loved ones. The bad guys tear a victim's torso apart with cars at one point, and later stick a drill into somebody's head - a scene which promptly cuts away to a piece of hamburger singeing on a barbecue grill.
Regardless of the now-deleted scene in which a theater gets shot up (narratively, it is not missed), this is not the sort of movie you'd want to release after any real-life shooting. If these movie cops were your local police, you'd want them strung up on charges and locked away. In a fictionalized past, sure, it's still amoral, but that would only be a problem if the movie ever took itself seriously. And this is a movie set in the '40s that makes a Darryl Gates joke. 'Nuff said.

Of course some audience members will be upset anyway, just by the cognitive dissonance. You expect L.A. Confidential; you get the A-Team in fedoras, with Josh Brolin continuing his Men in Black III evolution into Tommy Lee Jones as the squad's Hannibal, John O'Mara. A war veteran who can't resist the temptation to beat the living shit out of bad guys when he encounters them, he's just the type to lead an off-the-books war on crime under the plausibly deniable direction of legendary L.A. top cop Chief Parker (Nick Nolte).

Also on the team: Jerry Wooters (Ryan Gosling, desperately trying to channel Marlon Brando but coming off affected), a sergeant who no longer cares about much of anything beyond sex, cigs and Nehi soda until he sees a child become collateral damage in a drive-by right in front of him; Coleman Harris (Anthony Mackie), the last good cop in the black neighborhoods, with an affection for throwing knives and a pathological hatred of Burbank that he verbalizes at every opportunity; Conway Keeler (Giovanni Ribisi), a master of wiretapping and the only one to ever raise any moral objection to their tactics (it's quickly dismissed, of course); Max Kennard (Robert Patrick), a crusty old codger, who's a crack shot with a pistol; and Navidad Ramirez (Michael Pena), who I want to think is Kennard's gay lover, but there's technically no evidence for that onscreen - they just have a weirdly close friendship.
That the team is made up of six men is, I suspect, a deliberate choice to avoid direct 1:1 comparisons to The Magnificent Seven, though we might as well just go ahead and make them anyway.
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Wow! That picture of Mickey Cohen is a dead ringer for Sean Penn. I haven't seen an uncanny resemblance since Burt Lancaster played Robert Stroud in 'Birdman Of Alcatraz'.
"but then I'm that one guy who actually liked 30 Minutes or Less"
Damn man, put that at the beginning of the article, and save us all some time from listening to your opinion. That movie was awful from any point of view.
Liking Emma Stone in the red dress but if anyone gets any ideas about a live action Roger Rabbit they're getting a visit from the Punch Fairy. It's for their own good.
@EliasAlgorithm ...I don't have the best memory and only saw part of the film once, but wasn't Roger Rabbit live action? I seem to recall there were actors I recognized in it.
@Gallen_Dugall @EliasAlgorithm Half of it was. I did a GIS for this and saw someone made the comparison and something my brain twitched uncontrollably.
@GatSquad Damn. Now I'm thinking of how awesome it would be if Lt. Frank Drebin were on the team too.
"Nothing about the marketing campaign for the movie has even hinted at how ridiculously gory it is. Or how funny."
Really? Man, stupid Hollywood marketing, trying to make things safe for the "normals" out there...
Well Luke, I must admit you have convinced me to go see this movie...On Tuesday night, when ticket prices are seven bucks instead of ten. Until then, as mentioned earlier, I'm going to give this Zero Dark Thirty thing a look.
Probably why it got dumped in the January dead zone. Better to be forgotten than potentially make a "worst of list".
Yeah, I want to see it now. As to completely ignoring history, they might as well and admit it. I was quite disappointed to learn that much of PUBLIC ENEMIES was b.s., and it was touted as historical drama.
I'm one of those who enjoyed Muholland Falls. (How could any man hate a movie where Jennifer Connelly goes topless?)
@GatSquad What? Jenny from the Rocketeer gets topless? Excuse me, I've got to go borrow a movie!
@GatSquad The movie was pushed back to January because they had to re-edit it after the Batman shooting
@arivalscientist @GatSquad Yes we wouldn't want to get any scary reality in our blood bath movie. They should have left it in.
Jennifer Connelly's cans have been neked in three movies. All of them sucked balls. That's like saying Episode II is great because we get to see Yoda fight.
@arivalscientist @BowtiesAreCool I seem to recall you only saw her bush in that movie. It's been years since I've seen it though.
@BowtiesAreCool Episode II would have been better if we hadn't seen Yoda fight because 1) it was silly, 2) what the crap is he doing if not using the force for attack in that scene totally contradicting what he said in Empire and 3) it drew out the fight scene. My biggest issue with the prequels was that the fight scenes so long they had to cut plot for them. Yes it's true that the plot was pretty dumb and dull but I enjoyed it.
@SlyDante777 and I still want an investigation as to how Al-qaeda managed to find and kill every last member of the team (save the one lucky soul who rotated out) within a month of the op. I don't believe in coincidences like that.
@SlyDante777 At a local theater the tickets are $5 during the morning matinee.
I am definitely more excited to see this thing now. Too bad the Missus wants to see Silverlinings Playbook instead...
@Canadian.Scott this is why they need to project the film straight into your eyes instead of projecting it on a screen - that way everyone wins
@10glfan59 which thing are we doing? the thing thing, the thing thing or the thing thing?
@stewbacca got vol 3 on DVD for christams, completing my collection. Come over for a marathon!
@Gallen_Dugall @Lithroe @10glfan59 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdhmioZPU81rg922ko1_400.gif
@10glfan59 is this the thing that's made of orange stone, the thing that's a jazz band, the thing that lives in a swamp, the thing that's an "art" project, the thing that's a disembodied hand, the thing that takes you over at the cellular level, the thing that's a tourist trap in Arizona, or the thing that's a carrot?
I didn't think I could want to see this movie any more than I already do. You Sir, have made me NEED to see this movie.
@Lithroe sounds fun - esp since if the current admin has its way you won't be able to show movies like this anymore in this country. Enjoy it while it lasts.
@Gallen_Dugall @Lithroe Are you "that guy" this week? Dammit, I never get to be "that guy". We need a better method than putting all our names into a hat and then shooting it.
You call blowing the fuck out of it with a Fat Man from Fallout 3 "shooting it"?!
@Lithroe @Gallen_Dugall time to move. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6d8refwK1qa0wzz.gif


