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I would personally like to see Ditto Mag's credentials..."Citizen Kane of 3D"?!?
Just another band jumping on the live 3D concert-movie bandwagon? Not quite. Metallica Through the Never stars creepy Chronicle kid Dane DeHaan as a member of the band's road crew, sent out to perform an urgent mission while James, Kirk, Robert and Lars are rocking out onstage. It's directed by Nimrod Antal, who made the excellent Hungarian subway thriller Kontroll, the underrated horror movie Vacancy, and of course Predators. And rather than being set up at a major studio, the movie's being distributed through Picturehouse, known for such geek-faves as Pan's Labyrinth and The King of Kong.
It's funny because the working title was M3D, which happens, I kid you not, to be the title of an out-of-print '70s 3D porn DVD that I recorded a terrible commentary track for years ago. It was edited to be an R-rated cut and the 3D didn't work very well, making it somewhat pointless.
I'm sure Metallica will do better.
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3D porn sounds both fantastic and horrifying in the same go. 3D female anatomy would be amazing. 3D of a dudes boner threatening to gorge my eyes out not so much.
Seriously?!
Man. If my own porn-commentary track career falls through, I'll fall back on blogging, too.
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@PopeAwesomeXIII I'll just say that by not doing such a commentary track, you'll make exactly as much money as I did by doing one.
Hopefully, without Rodriguez standing behind him going, "OOH! OOH! Do this! This would be SO COOL!", Nimrod Antal will be able to make a good movie again.
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Terrible commentary for a 70's porn movie? This Luke Y. Thompson becomes more interesting every day.
