
Seo2/Siebbi Haysbert's gonna need a haircut. And shoe lifts.
Yes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is doing a comic-book movie role. No, it isn't (as yet) Batman - it's Johnny. Who? A brand new character created for the Sin City movie sequel, apparently, which otherwise will be based on Frank Miller's A Dame to Kill for storyline.
Josh Brolin will be taking over the role of Dwight from Clive Owen, which makes some sense, as the character undergoes facial surgery to change his appearance, as referred to in the first film (for those who don't read the comics - I have to assume that maybe one or two of you might not - we're talking nonlinear narrative a la Pulp Fiction). He's also supposed to be bald in this tale - we'll see if Brolin goes for that. Owen notoriously disallowed his likenesss on any of the prior movie merchandise, but Brolin allowed his for a Jonah Hex figure, so maybe fans can finally have a Dwight toy. In other substitutions, Jamie Chung will be replacing Devon Aoki in the role of Miho, while Dennis Haysbert succeeds the late Michael Clarke Duncan as Manute (I'd have gone for Tiny Lister, myself, but Haysbert can surely do the role in his sleep).
(This isn't the first time a Sin City actor has been replaced in a sequel - the late Brittany Murphy was succeeded in Happy Feet Two by P!nk. No word yet on whether Murphy's Shellie will appear in this story as she's meant to, but allow me to once again suggest Jack Reacher's Alexia Fast)
Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba and Jaime King will all be back.
Sources: Hollywood Reporter and Film Junk.
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Why are they replacing Devon Aoki? It's not like either she or Jamie Chung can act anyway.
(Edit: I would also prefer to look at Aoki.)
@Lithroe Devon is busy with a much better project right now...............
@arivalscientist @Lithroe Wow. Never knew she was the Benihana heir.
@Dudley_Dawson @arivalscientist @LYT @Lithroe Depends on the chef..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYxIUU3Gpk
@Dudley_Dawson @arivalscientist @LYT @Lithroe I've never eaten there either. But i got a gift card for my last birthday so I inevitably will at some point.
@arivalscientist @LYT @Lithroe is that place any good? I am not a man of much financial kickassity and I hear it can be pricey. Wonder if it is worth trying out.
@Someguy @LYT @arivalscientist @Lithroe All those vowels in one place makes celebrity blog writers twitch.
@LYT @arivalscientist @Lithroe She's also the half-sister to DJ Aoki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWlmVW3xWM4
@LYT @arivalscientist @Lithroe I didn't know that either. Would have been nice for them to spell Hiroaki Aoki properly though.
@LYT @arivalscientist @Lithroe Her picture is plastered all over the lobbies of Benihana restaurants...............
@Lithroe @arivalscientist Like me, you're just bitter that you're not a part of it........... :-)
@kegs I'd go with either Rhames or Lister over Haysbert. Nothing against Haysbert, but it's going to be really hard not anticipating some variation on the AllState commercials.
@EliasAlgorithm @kegs To me he will always be Pedro Cerrano..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gndH9mhHPk0
@10glfan59 But what of Rocket Raccoon?? WHY DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT THE RACCOON WITH A BAZOOKA??
@rabidronnie I think they are waiting for Andy Serkis to free up himself from the Hobbit.
@rabidronnie @10glfan59 I hear they've been interviewing out of work Raccoon for a while now.
Good luck Ralph
http://www.gilsinan.com/raccoons/images/mw-ralph_melissa.gif
@Someguy You sir deserve a high five for this...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ElidW.gif[/IMG]
@rabidronnie @10glfan59 Au contraire, I think everybody cares. I'm dying to know if the raccoon from Over the Hedge gets cast.
@LYT @rabidronnie Bruce Willis as his voice that could work. My pick is Giancarlo Esposito.
Fuck......just mail that copy of Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning to Robert Rodriguez.........he wins
@Dudley_Dawson @arivalscientist @FakeAssName And hey Dudley.......congrats on your new co-hosting gig..............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpSpMNo0V3o
@Dudley_Dawson @arivalscientist @FakeAssName Once again.......I'm just bitter it's not me :-)


