The Ten Most Bizarre McFarlane Figures of All Time

By Poe Ghostal in Daily Lists
Friday, January 11, 2013 at 8:30 am

5.) Manga Violator.
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Not to be confused with the far-more-awesome Manga Cyber Violator, this earlier and completely terrible Manga Violator is a mix of demon, bone, 1950s car chassis and what appears to be a miniature catapult that flings snot. Its meager justification for existence was utterly negated by the arrival of its aforementioned successor.

4.) Gore.

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Um...

Nice parrot.

3.) Top Gun.

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Look, it's one of those CGI monsters from the TV-movie of Stephen King's The Langoliers, but with tons of extra robotic shit, giant chicken legs, and an engorged cyber-penis! [Plus his companion figure Bottom Line (sold separately) attached to him by sticking its neck up his behind - LYT]

2.) Manga Clown.

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Everything's better when it's manga, right kids?

Manga Clown is a crawling chaos that looks like the result of an unholy three-way between Mojo, Shelob, and that disgusting farting vampire from Blade. Enjoy that mental image, folks.

1.) Iron Express.

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That's right. It is a FUCKING ROBOT OSTRICH.


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