Join us below in the comments section for live discussion or, if you're reading this later, see how we reacted in real-time. (If you can't get the show on TV, here's at least one apparent live-stream)
Want to make it a drinking game? Here are your triggers:
-"Magic" (as in "The magic of the movies" or "They make the magic happen").
-"I'd like to thank the Academy."
-Any reference to the troops that sounds like forced bipartisanship.
-"For ____ years now..."
-During the death reel, someone truly iconic gets less applause than somebody who was famous more recently.
-"Wonders"
-Seth MacFarlane does the voice of one of his TV characters and nobody cares.
-Anne Hathaway mentions James Franco or Hugh Jackman.
-Anybody from the real-life Argo incident comes onstage.
-There's a tribute/reel to something completely irrelevant to this year's nominated movies (except the death reel and the Bond tribute; those are drinking-optional).
-Forced banter is obviously scripted.
-A previous winner comes onstage to kiss the ass of one of the current crop.
-There's a Pepsi or fast food commercial.
-There's a movie trailer for something that will never, ever be nominated (except maybe for effects).
-If Snow White and the Huntsman wins anything, finish your drink immediately and punch the wall. (Topless Robot is not responsible for injuries sustained while doing this)
Enjoy!
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The Razzies winners: http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Razzies-Dishonor-Twilight-Saga-Breaking-Dawn-Part-2-With-7-Statues-35963.html
No wonder "K-Stew" looked pissed.
Apparently an Iranian news agency decided to photoshop a higher neckline onto the first ladies dress.
Over 1000 comments. Don't have time to look through 'em, but there better be an Argo fuck yourself somewhere in here.
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This is exactly what I thought when the wizards kept winning last night.10 points for Slytherin.
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@jonap@arivalscientistLet's drop the bass!
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@Canadian.Scott @jonap @arivalscientist
That my friend, is full of fucking AWESOME!!!!
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The oh shit expression of the ladies behind Naomi Watts and Charlize Theron:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fc1e6656467a2fb90c6cc3bb6a8135b/tumblr_miridj87GO1qzaexho1_500.jpg
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@arivalscientist@jonapJust look at this gif...there is a lot going on about the boob song...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/R0Cc47f.gif[/IMG]
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@Canadian.Scott @arivalscientist @jonap
That guy next to Jennifer was totally caught checkin' out her boobs
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@arivalscientist @jonap Th e "OMG" from the women in top left, the shock on lady in purple, the monocle eye brow raise from the guy and the eyeroll from the lady on the right...this gif sums up Seth McFarlene's time on the Oscars.
@arivalscientist @scarfdemon It was. A lot of the clothing and whatnot are different during those 'spontaneous reaction shots' than they were during the rest of the telecast.
@arivalscientist @scarfdemon Probably, makes me wonder what the audience is actual doing during bits like this.
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@arivalscientist @jonap "Naomi Watts we saw them in Mulholland Drive" cut to Naomi's smile vanishing.
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Of the two events yesterday, I'd say that the NASCAR race was the more entertaining of the two.
Sadly, that's the one I didn't watch.
@James.k.Polk @arivalscientist
They are desperately trying to scrub that crash off of youtube
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That does it, less than half a dozen posts have convinced me that I should watch this years show. I'll have to see if it's streaming online.
Really, just watch the sock puppets, the Bond Tribute, and the first and last half hours.............
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A little over 30 more posts and I believe this would be the first 1000 post thread of the new TR era...................
Really? I coulda sworn we did that recently, but it might be farther back than I recall.
@GreggoryBasore @arivalscientist
Yeah...........I'm kinda fuzzy on this..........does anybody know of another 1000+ post thread on TR recently??
