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Put some florescent paint on the black lines and you could be the Pee-Wee of the Tron world. Rob would love you.
Now that Lance Armstrong has been busted, it probably isn't safe to get away with using steroids in bicycle races any more. But that doesn't mean there aren't still ways to give yourself an unfair advantage. Before you can respond to any accusation with, "I know you are but what am I?", I give you the essential cycling gear for all true loners and rebels:
Whether you're trying out for the Satan's Helpers or starting a paper route dressed as a nun, this aerodynamic outfit tells the world that whatever you achieved in your last race, you meant to do that. Just make sure to start your day with a complete breakfast of Mr. T cereal; and when you finally find what you're looking for and say au revoir to the day, it's still the perfect outfit in which to toast a celebratory tequila.
Given some of Pee-wee's offscreen activities, however, the way the outfit highlights the crotch is just a tad uncomfortable.
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Do you have to be cyclist to own it? I mean...you could wear it wherever right? Date night? Funerals?
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@Dudley_Dawson you can wear it where ever you want to go to accentuate your self pleasure area
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Real Answer: It's the stitching for the chamois pad. The Chamois pad is to prevent your taint from getting hammered into chipped beef.
@toxicroach @Desslok What toxicroach said.
Wish it was a bib and jersey kit. Speedsuits are nice for racing, but not so for long rides.
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@rabidronnie now, imagine that instead of an alley he's in an xxx shop and that instead of thumb sucking he's masturbating
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what's up with that crotch area? does pee wee want to remind us of his "trouble" with his special area? - ETA - ha! i see somebody's channeling dr. abraxas :) how does it feel, LYT, knowing we shared the same thought process for a moment there?
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@RX-178@DrAbraxas"It's where the chamois is located."
He's got a French ski area in his crotch?
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@RX-178@DrAbraxaswell, sure, if by chamois the french mean 'behold the awkwardly encircled self pleasure area'
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@DrAbraxas @RX-178 You know how that guy who wanders around the convention and picks up a UC era model of Hyaku-Shiki and sez; "Golly, I used to love them Gobots!" and inwardly you cringe?
You just did it for the bikers, yo.
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@DrAbraxas It made me feel like I do every time I hear the secret word...
I scream real loud.
