like Judith said I am shocked that someone able to make $6434 in four weeks on the network.
Japan tends to inspire a combination of cuteness and perversity in its more "creative" types. It takes Austria, the country that brought us Arnold Schwarzenegger, to come up with the Dildo Maker, a giant pencil sharpener that turns things into penis shapes. Most sane citizens of the world would never associate the words "penis" and "sharpener" - though we can see Conan the Barbarian possibly considering it.
Colored pink, because of course it is. If you don't like to waste anything in your household, be on your guard the next time carrot soup is served.
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http://payload109.cargocollective.com/1/9/308012/4483750/Dicks_01_1200.jpg From the link.
That is all.
The crazy thing is that if you put a real penis into it, it comes out looking like a 1/16 scale model of Ernest Borgnine.
This will be my go-to gif for anything sexual...Thanks Elvis!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/y8ZlJkL.gif[/IMG]
Apologies that deleting the spam comment deleted the clever responses. Didn't want to take the chance of people clicking the link.
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@cuteculturechic that would be hilarious in any situation. Company parties, bar mitzvahs...
@cebsilver Agreed. And the awesome thing was that my husband was the one to show the article to me...
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...And with the ability to mold virtually anything we see into a dick, we are now yet another step further into recreating the Fallout universe. I'll start hoarding the caps & begin helping people adjust to a world full of giant sentient cocks.
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i donno, LYT, something about that equation doesn't seem right to me. i did the calculations and this is what i get:
http://i.imgur.com/GEXrcMw.jpg
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@DrAbraxas Again, uh huh...
(Sorry, but I can't resist an opportunity to get mileage out of these shots. You understand, my dark lord.)
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@DrAbraxas That is because you forgot to subtract dignity from both sides of the equation.
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@DrAbraxas @Gallen_Dugall @Someguy Well maybe dignity is a little Cock-eyed of an idea.
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@DrAbraxas @Someguy if we break that word down we get "nit" which is another word for a louse and "dig" which means to move earth... clearly the word is nonsense
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@zenrender because some guy tried to shape their dick into the shape of a dick? ... wait, guys would try that...
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@DrAbraxas @troi ...usually there are more colors in a rainbow than just red...
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@Gallen_Dugall @DrAbraxas @troi yes, it's an all red & meat rainbow. the engineers are working on it.
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Is it bad that I sort of want one, and then one of those giant pencils and then I start writing stuff. Or just the sharpener and a giant block of cheese or chocolate.....
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@Timely-Tardis-Lego wrong? no. disturbing that you decided to share that with everyone? yes, but we wouldn't have it any other way.
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@Gallen_Dugall @Timely-Tardis-Lego In my defense who wouldn't want that for company? Imagine a weenie roast with that thing!
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@Timely-Tardis-Lego @Gallen_Dugall Actually I think that people who cater bachelorette parties should consider this standard equipment
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@Someguy The "family friendly feel" was lost the second Abraxas showed up and started cramming things.
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@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird it was lost way before i came around, back when rob was donning the kneepads for josh wheedon
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@James.k.Polk @DrAbraxas @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird yes, of course, oh poor rob, going down in the line of duty like that :(
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@DrAbraxas @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird Hey now. Let's not speak ill of the dead.
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@Gallen_Dugall @LYT @Nicnac @Someguy I have always been a bit more of an ass ideologist, myself.
