http://x360ag.com/view.php?ach=40444
Don't forget about the gamerscores! Now you can brag about your e-peen AND your actual peen!
>_> <_< >_>
Gotta love the Japanese marketing people. They come up with a product that there's no way most American stores would carry, and they give it a name that's an English pun: the Ju-C Air (which admittedly also sounds like an Israeli travel package).
Anyway, if you've ever wanted to have sex with an anime girl wearing a pirate hat (who has that fetish?), this is the game for you. Just like the Dual Shock controller, vibrations are involved, and the game will rate your technique. I don't know how the hell you clean it afterward, though, since the usual method of water mixed with bleach would likely ruin the electronics.
What I want to see is games that have nothing to do with sex otherwise utilizing this controller. Like, a version of Halo where your weapon is powered by the thrusts of your, uh, other weapon. Gives a whole new meaning to an all-night gaming session.
via Kotaku
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One of those links on the page is to Amazon.co.jp.... their listings are far more.... boob-laden than the .com counterpart.
I don't know why, but I found the fact that it as left and right click buttons to be the funniest part.
Anyway if you ever wanted to have sex with an anime girl wearing a pirate hat (Who has that fetish?)
I do...:P
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"if you've ever wanted to have sex with an anime girl wearing a pirate hat"
Oh, come on....
.....who wouldn't?
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:wipes away tear: i'm just sad that rob had to die before the japanese perfected this glorious piece of wonder. imagine what his PENIS powered posts would have read like. probably a little something like sdfsdfjsldkfjlk;jdflkj;sdflkj;sdflk;jj dfsl;kfjsalk;fj but i'm just paraphrasing....
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@DrAbraxas Well, I guess I'll stop programming the Joss Whedon in Tron outfit he requested.
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@doctor_mindbender that's too lo-tech... Here you can fuck the game! Literally...
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Hmmm... It's cheaper than Castle Grayskull, but a few bucks more expensive than Metroplex... Decisions, decisions...
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First. Let me be clear. I WILL NOT BE FIXING THESE!
I ran across the website last November and thought it was scary then.
That thing (with anime maid 3d package) is about $137 dollars before taxas, shipping, and loss of dignity from the mailman!
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Maybe we should call it Penis controlled. Being powered by a penis brings up scary thoughts of The Matrix.
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Oh man could you just imagine if it shorted or something and squeezed your crank till it exploded. O_O
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@Cosmicshaft IMO, it doesn't look like there is much joy with where they want you to stick it.
Plenty of shame, one hell of a price tag, and a dirty secret buried in the close that is too expensive to throw away but to embarrassing and awkward for a repeat session; but no joy.
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AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPLICITLY KNOW HOW TO CLEAN AN ONA-HOLE?!?!?!
..... wait, nevermind, forget I said anything.
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@Gallen_Dugall @skrag2112 For someone you don't like. Hey! I think I know what I'm getting my boss for his birthday.
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@Someguy @skrag2112 @Gallen_Dugall Nope, you're doing it wrong. Get the extra large size and re-label it extra small.
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@Kozmik_Pariah @arivalscientist but would that require 15 dudes with their own controller, or would they all just pass it around taking turns.
