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A is for Abraxas, who crammed a little too much
B is for Brando, who was just too amazing and such
C is for Cats, because Thunder they had not
D is for DC, because the reception the New-52 got
E is for Erections, which Japan has ruined for me
F is for FFF because io9 is shitty
G is for Grammatical Errors because we got a new host
H is for Hard Games, because they just don't sell the most
I is for Ingenuity, because we all know its dead
J is for Justice League, because Cartoon Network is run by a shit head
K is for Kevin Bacon, burnt to a crisp by one too many degrees
L is for LYT, too much fast food in his belly
M is for Miranda, because no one really liked her
N is for Nerdyness, because hipsters (seriously, the fuckers)
O is for One Piece, just to just to troll Rob
P is for Privacy, because that's the internet's job
Q is for Quality Acting, because Keanu got nominated for "Whoa..."
R is for Rob, who went to go drink himself to death after 'O'
S is for Someguy, made Anonymous by the system
T is for Time, which we are all killin'
U is Uncharted, because, face it, Drake fails at being "silly"
V is for Videogames (explanation sold in a separate DLC)
W is for "Working As Intended", because "No, no it's not"
X is for X-wings, because six-wings made George all bothered and hot
Y is for Y the Last Man, done in by snu-snu
Z is for Fuck It, Z Is Hard! I'm Through...
