Wesley Snipes in "Low-Budget, Wild West Blade"

By Luke Y. Thompson in Movies
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 at 6:05 pm

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Beg pardon, I mean Gallowwalkers. The things I love about this already:

- the way the title is two words awkwardly smooshed together without hyphenation

- the two-tone beard on Snipes, with impossibly smooth white hair-tips.

- the way the gore effects and the sets look left over from Cannibal: The Musical.

- the bad Irish accents, or whatever the hell they're supposed to be.

- Diamond Dallas Page is the costar.

- the total lack of dialogue-sync in the trailer.

Watch it after the jump, then wonder just how much Snipes regretted doing this for the money and then going to prison anyway.



h/t SlyDante via Filmdrunk

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