-how much do you love unicorns?
-how badly does your cat deserve a punishment?
Okay, one more - is that the happiest model you could find for your totally fucking insane product?
@dbbandit New from RONCO!!!
Why is that cat wearing a dildo?
I love the cat's look of death. Owner beware!
the cats face says it all
How many hands were sacrificed to get the horn on the cat?
Shortly after this picture was taken, the cat screamed,"Hey, Inflatable Unicorn Horn, Inc. Executives! When you get to hell, tell the Devil that Mittens sent you."
You know...........for Cats
**jumps up on table and runs through the window**
@tetrisdork @ToplessRobot Bought it for my fiancee for Christmas. She loves it. The cat... not so much.
In other animal hybrid news.........LAMBBIT!!!
My biggest pet-peeve, pun intended, is dressing up animals in anything. Look at that cat wearing the horn, try and tell me how that cat is loving it.
They first went with a plastic one but that cat model stabbed people with it.
I can guarantee that neither Grendel Cat nor Prince Oswald will find this in the least amusing. Especially not Grendel, who has that name for a reason....
Fourth question -
What other uses will Dr Abraxas find for this product?
Customer review comments priceless... and insane
the pic of the pissed off cat alone made me laugh. Somehow i doubt the dubious claim that "cats love it"
It kind of goes without saying but...this can only end in blood. A lot of blood. And ritual sacrifices. That face alone suggests "something will die tonight for the sins created today."
On the upside, this provides a slightly more humane alternative to animal abuse, I suppose o.o
@arivalscientist Well, now I'm curious as to what the animal world did to K-Mart in order to this piss them off to the point where they had to mock them back...
@Canadian.Scott Depends on the costume really..........
@Canadian.Scott Well to be fair number of years ago did christmas card photos by putting santa hats on the cats. While they put up with it I am quite assured they did not like it. My rats the next year were quite happy to wear hats for pictures though.
@Someguy So instead, now the cat has switched to jamming the inflatable horn down people's throats & then re-inflating it, causing them to choke, choke on their crimes against nature.
@skrag2112 well one thing's for sure - it'll be just slightly awkward to sit on the cat's head now.
@skrag2112 What uses won't he find! Be it used for killing purposes, erotic fantasies, erotic killing, or a combination of all of that, he just found his new #1 tool!
Okay, post your favorite review for this product, I am going with this one -
"I came home to find my unicat with its horn jammed in the cat flap and after removing him now have a big hole and bad draft in my kitchen. On the plus side, however, he did skewer three rats and a pidgeon the other day and I haven't seen the local tom for some time."
and this one
"While not my favorite mythological creature, a unicorn is certainly an improvement over my boring old cat. This product will do, at least until I find a way to finally turn her into a mermaid."
or this one
"I've always wanted a pet narwhal but have neither the time, money nor pool-space to keep one as a pet, all I have is this lousy tabby cat. Then, through some sort of cosmic synchronicity, I happened upon this product and knew what had to be done.I found the strap, to hold the horn to the cats head, a little flimsy. Luckily I found an open minded veterinarian who was willing to attempt grafting the horn to the cat. The procedure was expensive, more than I expected to pay for a cat-narwhal conversion, but I don't blame amazon or the manufacturer for any of that seeing as I went behind the scope of this products intended purposes.All-in-all my narcat... or catwhal, depending whether you're a glass half full or empty type of person, is having a blast with it's new appendage. However the cat still doesn't like water which takes away from her accurately portraying a narwhal. Still not blaming amazon or the product manufacturer for that."
@FreeHat it's abridged. The actual quote was "Cats love it when you let them use it as a chew toy."
@SlyDante777 You think the cat has been bringing you "presents" when he leaves dead mice at the foot of your bed? He just wants you to know that he's murdered you in effigy.
@arivalscientist While adorable, still unfair to the animals...
@FreeHat I can imagine, how often do rats get to wear hats? By the way, where does one find rat hats?
@Gallen_Dugall I'll go with
"Cat tried to kill me in my sleep.
This product is definitely more entertaining for humans than it is for
animals. I woke up in the middle of the night choking on the horn,
somehow the cat managed to drag it upstairs and lodge it into my throat.I took a hint and haven't made him wear it since.Still giving 5 stars, because he looks funny as hell with it on."
@Gallen_Dugall I was going to post the narwhal one, but I'll go with this:I could tell that Mr. Whiskers was unhappy with life so I bought him the inflatable unicorn horn to brighten up his day. It made me smile when I saw it on him. You could tell that he was so happy. I mean, sure he tried to claw my eyes out when I put it on him, but that just means he loves me. Right?
@nix.nightbird @Canadian.Scott @FreeHat
Now With Vitamin R !!!
Better than Malk.
@FreeHat Better to find hats for rats then another by-product of rats...
@Canadian.Scott @FreeHat oh had to make them imagine would be hard to actually find someone selling hats for rats lol.
@rabidronnie @Gallen_Dugall then this one -
"When it said 'turns your cat into a unicorn', it should have said 'turns your actual animal into a mythical creature'. Now, I can't find the cat/unicorn anywhere, since it no longer exists, and I've had to put up posters round the neighbourhood asking if anyone has seen my unicorn. I've become the crazy cat lady who believes in unicorns.
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