That's why I like being a Jew. I only have to fast one day a year and all is forgiven. A month without something? Forget it!
3. Facebook

I've already advised against giving up the Internet altogether, and I meant it. We've become too dependent on it, nerds particularly: At this point, it'd be like asking someone to give up their telephone, or cancel their mail service for six weeks. It's unrealistic. However, there are certain things online you can live without (kinda), temporarily. Think you could stomach 46 days free of status updates, pokes, dubious news links and Farmville?
Hey, there's always Twitter, Tumblr, and - if you're truly desperate - Google Plus.
(P.S. Giving up Facebook for Lent AFTER signing up for the "Sacrifice-A-Day" Facebook service mentioned in the intro is kind of a dick move)
2. Caffeine

This one hits me where I live: I actually gave up coffee for Lent in my teens....it wasn't pretty - and I'm not exactly a ray of sunshine even when I have had my morning fix of sweet, nourishing caffeine. Seriously, mess with my daily intake of Colombian jitter-juice, and I WILL go "spider monkey" on your ass.
I WAS just going to limit this to coffee - out of pity for my fellow caffeine-fiends. But I was reminded of all the other sources of the evil chemical that are popular with our community: Red Bull, Monster, five dozen other energy drinks that taste like carbonated Robitussin, and - of course - our revered Mountain Dew....To be honest, not only was I aware of this, I was COUNTING on it.
What can I say? I'm weak.
1. Snark

Imagine this: For six weeks, whenever you go online and read an article about how Twilight is the greatest achievement in the history of American Literature, or see a comment on a forum stating that Michael Bay's Transformers films were a profound and sublime interpretation of an insipid cartoon - you have to keep your mouth shut (figuratively).
That's right, NO SNARK. No mocking the stupid and clueless, no trashing the ridiculous opinions of the tasteless and superficial. No witty cut-downs or criticisms - online or IRL. Did someone post a link to your Facebook page about faking the moon landing? You gotta let it go. Did yet another novel based on some emo douche or obsessed fangirl's erotic fanfic make the best-seller list? You can't say a thing. Of course you don't have to agree with everyone and everything, but would you really just stop at: "I respectfully decline to accept your viewpoint, Sir or Madam"? You KNOW that if you open your mouth (or start typing a comment), your nerd instincts will take over, and before long you'll be long past the issue of whatever movie or book you were discussing, and knee-deep in wild suppositions about legitimacy of this individual's parentage, the illegal substances his mother partook in during pregnancy, and his predilection for anonymous fellatio with multiple partners.
If there is a geek out there with the willpower and piety to achieve this sacrifice, then we just might get our very first Nerd Pope. I hear they're taking applications.
More links from around the web!
I am honestly thinking of giving up going on 4chan for Lent., which doesn't start for another week or so for me with the eastern calendar. Heaven knows it will probably improve my productivity and help with doing something with my life.
So what we have here is a top ten list of things nerds/geeks like?!? Wow, that must have been hard to come up with.
Snark was the only entry that I thought was the least bit entertaining. Hence my tribute to it by being snarky in these comments.
I'm an atheist who still identifies as jewish (I know, I know) so, this list barely makes any sense to me
I gave up lentils for lent. Now I use those little star shaped pastas instead.
Funny since lentils are sometimes a staple of a Lenten diet . Though the etymology and origin of each term is different.
Lent? Seriously? Now? And this list really boils down to "have you ever tried not being a nerd?"
This might top the Scooby Doo one for worst daily list ever.
In my own upbringing, Lent wasn't about giving up something as punishment, it was giving up something to grow closer to God/becoming a better human being. Let's take video games for example. The money you would have spent on that new video game should go towards charity instead and the time you would have spent playing that game is instead time for inward meditation and reflection or community service or even just doing that self-improvement thing you've always been meaning to do. Make the sacrifice meaningful that way. At least, that's what Lent is to me.
Shouldn't you have posted this sooner? It's too late for me now to give up anything...oh well. What haven't I done in the last little bit that could still count? I gave up on Marc Webb's Amazing Spider Man, does that count?
@DrAbraxas @Canadian.Scott The thought of them making the movie causes me pain...
Catholic boy here. I played a lot of D&D in the the 1980s, when everyone was saying it was a gateway to perdition. My brothers and dad played it because we saw it for what it was, fun. Heck, we got to battle demons from hell in the game. How much more Catholic can you get? Its like 'The Exorcist' with +5 Holy Swords.
As for giving something up for Lent; being a broke-ass sumbitch most of the time, I've already made to make due without a lot of stuff. The only things I could conceivably give up are breathing and eating, neither of which are a viable option. So if I come into a lot of money all of a sudden, I'm heading to the comic shop. Sorry J.C., but I need to get the next issues of my favorite comics before the heathens buy them all.
@skrag2112 Being a Catholic nerd as well...and broke as fuck as well, I actually did give up snark, since I tend to be polemical at times.
I have not been successful.
It doesn't matter what you give up for Lent, the Pope already made you look like a chump.
"Oh, you gave up Call of Duty? How nice. I gave up being Pope!"
One thing that Mr. Daniels should give up is harassing girls online. Especially friends of mine.
@Bearr @brodieisgod james daniens, aka scooter atredies, used his clout at the TR community to harass women; he also set up groups at facebook with the express purpose of collecting images of women for his own use.
@James.k.Polk @planitexpress @DrAbraxas @Someguy @Bearr @brodieisgod LOL yeah pretty much, out of sight out mind and all of that. it would have easily stayed in facebook (where the bulk of the shit went down) but because he was using TR like creep!van to lure victims, rob got involved and put a stop to everything he did at TR, seriously, this could have started a bunch of lawsuits.
@planitexpress @James.k.Polk @DrAbraxas @Someguy @Bearr @brodieisgod so having no Facebook account means I missed out on knowing about some creepy and disappointing stuff. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
@James.k.Polk @DrAbraxas @Someguy @Bearr @brodieisgod I believe he was kind of the unofficial 'head' list writer.
I don't think Rob's passing had anything to do with it, as the scandal happened entirely in the facebook group that Scooter controlled (as far as I'm aware)
@DrAbraxas @Someguy @James.k.Polk @Bearr @brodieisgod Also, was this scandal some of the reason rob /ahem/ died?
@DrAbraxas @James.k.Polk @Someguy @Bearr @brodieisgod well that's not very nice. Is/was he an editor here? If not how did these threats carry any weight? Why would a writer submit something to him for publication at all?
I'm not doubting it. I'm just always fascinated at how people get away with crap like that.
@DrAbraxas @Someguy @James.k.Polk @Bearr @brodieisgod It's cool. I've got his back in this case.
Rawrrrr at tha tpicture. I think it's the braid that really gets me going.
@Someguy @DrAbraxas @James.k.Polk @Bearr @brodieisgod if he were alive, rob (may he rest in peace) would be so questioning sexuality at this point. his deferment of masturbation due to lent would have further frustrated the blogger.
@DrAbraxas @Someguy @James.k.Polk @Bearr @brodieisgod Well that still doesn't explain why my list was rejected. Why did he reject my Top Ten reasons why I should star in the Zardoz remake? I even sent a picture of me in costume.
You know this one.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29yps4Ymj1qzsuffo1_500.jpg
@Someguy @DrAbraxas @James.k.Polk @Bearr @brodieisgod yeah. it was a shock to all of us; a lot of people didn't come back to TR simply because of this
@DrAbraxas @James.k.Polk @Someguy @Bearr @brodieisgod Really? Scooter?? .....and he typed so politely too.
@James.k.Polk @Someguy @DrAbraxas @Bearr @brodieisgod well, among other things, to females who wanted to write lists for TR, he'd try to get their pictures and stuff, else, he'd threaten (or allude) that they wouldn't get their work posted at TR.
@Someguy @DrAbraxas @Bearr @brodieisgod That's news to me too.
I can imagine some dude in a bar saying "I don't like to brag, but I got a lot of influence at toplessrobot . com..."
<<gets slapped>>
@Someguy @DrAbraxas @Bearr @brodieisgod Why not? I'm blaming TR for my gout.
@DrAbraxas @Bearr @brodieisgod What meeting did I miss? When did he do that?
Wait. You can have clout from TR?
@clashctyrkr @DrAbraxas @Bearr @brodieisgod sadly yes. it's why the topless robot irregulars had to be formed 'cause he was using the topless tao to harass the female members of the community.
"I've campaigned with more than a few Christian D&D players - none of them renounced their faiths and began worshiping Satan."
Indeed, I went to a Catholic school, and we had a pretty robust tabletop D&D group. In fact, the only time things got awkward was when we brought on a Mormon DM who was a little uncomfortable with our bullshit. He was kinda the Ned Flanders to our Homer.
I gave up banging Zarana for Lent one year. I lasted about a day-and-a-half.
@doctor_mindbender I tried to give up internet porn. It lasted a week. An increasingly tense week
@FabioRezende I gave up trying to be a good and upstanding human being. Does that count?
@James.k.Polk @FabioRezende No, you're supposed to give up something that's actually important to you, hence "pizza"
@FabioRezende "you're supposed to give up something that's actually important to you"
rob (may he rest in peace) gave up the masturbation; then he died.


