Voltron vs Power Rangers Megazord: By the time the megazord combines with all the other auxiliary zords and summons its ultimate weapon, Voltron cuts it in two.
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I haven't watched Power Rangers in a long time, but that was fun. How long have their battle scenes been depicted Marvel vs. Capcom style? Though I confess the '90s kid in me dies a little bit when I hear a Power Ranger say "It's time to rage against the machine!", the walking away from the explosion without looking at it is very mildly badass.
Anyway, Lionsgate has generously provided three DVDs for me to give away.
The Samurai Rangers team up with the mysterious RPM Red Ranger to fight off dual threats from Master Xandred's Mooger army and a robotic super villain from the RPM Ranger's dimension. When both Red Rangers get struck with hypnobolts they turn against one another and the fate of the world hangs in the balance.

The DVD comes out March 5th, so I'll do a slightly shorter contest window than usual - we'll close this one at 11:59 p.m. on March 5th, 2013.
Here's how you enter: in comments below, describe what would happen if the Power Rangers (any iteration) battled another notable character from pop-culture. Why would it happen, who would win, and how.
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The Power Rangers Vs. Skylar DeLeon
It would likely turn out similar to The State of Arizona Vs. Skylar DeLeon.
The Power Rangers vs the Men In Black. The Men in Black try to stop the Power Rangers from killing aliens. After a intense battle between Jay and the Red Ranger Jay and Kay fight the Megazord using the Statue of Liberty, which is actually a defunct alien mech.
Power Rangers vs. your childhood.
Fearing the loss of popularity, the Power Rangers travel back 15-20 years to obliterate any competition they had back in the day. This would include Batman The Animated Series, Spider-Man Animated Series, X-Men, Digimon, Pokemon. The Power Rangers eventually realize that they're in over their heads and get destroyed (probably by something silly like the Beetlejuice Animated Series or the Jumanji Animated Series.)
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers vs. Nicolas Cage
One day while on the set of National Treasure 3: Revenge of the Constitution, Nicolas Cage eats a mysterious, glowing sandwich that was left over night at craft services and is for some reason split into 5 different versions of himself, all representing one character from his long and award laden career as a acting guineas.
The Team:
Castor Troy-Face/off
Milton-Drive Angry
Balthazar -The Sorcerer’s ApprenticeCris Johnson-Next
Fu Manchu- Grindhouse
Only one team could possibly stand up to the might of this destructive force, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. The battle between them is destructive, involving much yelling and wide eyed stares but soon the Power Rangers are brought to their knees, all seems lost, but suddenly, out in the distance, comes a familiar tune. It’s Tommy Oliver aka The Green Ranger. He is able to make short work out of the Cage doubles, one by one they fall and soon the final Cage is dead. But before there is too much time to celebrate, the original Cage comes to avenge his parallel selves, but he has a secret weapon, he is clad head to toe in the most magnificent bear suit you have ever seen. Needless to say, the Rangers do not survive for long and the fight goes to the Cage, as it always will.
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The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers do battle with Furbus, the mascot from Saban's Masked Rider, blaming him for sabotaging their brother in justice. Much to their shock, he is Lord Zed's ultimate monster forcing them to fight harder than they ever have before.
The original Power Ranges Vs the Axem Rangers from Super Mario RPG Legend of the 7 Stars. The power Rangers would combine their 5 weapons and take out The Axem Rangers laser-canon, lol.
Power Rangers Megforce vs. The Avengers!!!! I am pretty sure the Avengers would win. Hulk would destroy any Megazord they can come up with against the Avengers.
Xenomorphs.
A villain transplants a few eggs from LV-426, which hatch and soon the town is overrun by xenomorphs. The ranger team attempts to deal with the infestation, learning the hard way that cutting xenomorphs with a sword and getting doused in arterial acid blood spray is a bad idea. Falling back to their Zords, the team attempts to take out the Queen, when the entire city including the kids and the aliens are annihilated in a nuclear blast.
Cut to the bridge where Hicks turns to Ripley, "Son of a bitch, you were right. That was a lot easier. I owe you a beer."
Red Ranger vs. Batman. Batman would win. Batman always wins. He's the Godd@mn Batman, that's why.
Power Rangers vs. Godzilla
Godzilla comes stomping around Angel Grove. Steps on the rec center before the Power Rangers even morph. Bulk and Skull were too busy huffing paint behind the Home Depot to have been affected.
#1
Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger (Space Pirate Rangers) VS Power Rangers Ninja Force
Why? Well, it needs to be done just to settle that old internet meme. Pirates would win since they can just do an orbital bombardment from space.
#2 Power Rangers Turbo VS The Gobots
Why? Well these power rangers can't stand up to the transformers, might as well give them a chance to win... Also something about Cy-Kill (going under the name Easy Rider) convincing the power rangers that a transforming F-15 Eagle can't be up to any good. After all, he's a Red, White, and Blue motorcycle. As to who would win...Cy-Kill just due to sheer numbers. Seeing a valiant megazord fighting desperately against an insatiable horde is always entertaining.
#3 Original Power Rangers VS X-men (whatever iteration you want)
The X-men arrive (as they always do) to Angel Grove upon the news that mutants are being hunted and killed systematically by giant robots and vigilantes with bladed weapons. As to who would win...it really depends on who the Xmen send since there are like 100s to choose from, but as long as no powerful psychics or storm are part of the team I think the power rangers will win. I mean as soon as the megazords come out wolverine can only get squished at that point (I know it won't kill him, but he can't really win either).
Power Rangers: In Space Vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Both would come dangerously close to getting cancelled. It's hard to say anyone would "win" in this sad little interaction, but Power Rangers would survive for another 15 years, while the Turtles would get a Bay Flick out of the deal. I'm calling it a wash.
The Original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Jason, Zach, Kimberly, Trini, Billy) + Autobots VS. The Replacement Power Rangers (Rocky, Adam, Aisha, Kat, Tommy) + Decepticons
The Original Power Rangers team up with the Autobots and become their headmasters and must defeat the evil Power Ranger replacements that have teamed up with the Decepticons and became their headmasters. After a lengthy battle, both sides combined their Transformers into a giant robot then combined that with their Megazords. Half the world would be destroyed in battle and of course the original Rangers and the Autobots would be victorious.
Power Rangers vs TMNT
I don't know how it would begin, but as I've argued in the past (on the old Grudge Match),
"This match all boils down to timing. By the time the rangers say "Superactionnameyourfavouritezordoftheweekandbuyourpowerzordtoyspower" the Turtles would have kicked their ass."
@kurt.ehIt exists
Power Rangers Turbo & TMNT: Next Mutation
Uber-Mega-total-every-complete Zord meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck grabs it by the toe and and swings it back and forward like the Hulk did to Loki at the end of Avengers
"Puny MMPR's"
As he takes a power sword and uses it as a toothpick.
***The Power Rangers versus that one porno actor that looks like Austin St. John.***
Why it would happen: After years of persistent rumors that the original Red Ranger had turned to the realm of gay porn, the Rangers have decided to clear his name.
(Also, Saban Entertainment was tired of the negative press.)
Who would win and how: Despite the ASJ lookalike being extremely ripped, the Rangers have some "Bulk" of their own with Farkas Bulkmeier. Along with help from Eugene Skullovitch, the former bullies go back to their high school ways and torment the Red Ranger impostor. The end result is many "cream pies," bathroom antics, and lots of leather attire.
It doesn't work.
The Austin St. John impersonator finishes on top and proves that--no matter the time, space, or place--we should all be able to love and experiment freely.
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Let's say I win two hundred million dollars in the lottery. I then use all of that money to create an inter-company crossover between Mighty Morphin'/Alien Rangers/Zeo/Turbo/In Space/Lost Galaxy/Lightspeed Rescue/Time Force/Wild Force/Ninja Storm/Dino Thunder/S.P.D./Mystic Force/Operation Overdrive/Jungle Fury/RPM/Samurai/Mega Force Power Rangers vs. VR Troopers vs. Big Bad Beetle Borgs vs. Tattoed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills vs. Superhuman Samurai Syber (yes, "cyber" with an 's') Squad vs. Masked Rider vs. Kamen Rider Dragon Knight vs. Ultraman vs. Ultraman Tiga vs. Ultraman Towards the Future vs. Guyver vs. 1998 Godzilla/G.I.N.O./Zilla vs. Johnny Sokko's Giant Robot. It would be directed and overseen by Steve Wang (who built the Predator suit and directed Guyver 2 along with building the suits) with help from The Chiodo Brothers (they of Killer Klowns fame). Practical effects all the way (men in monster and robot suits), Koichi Sakamoto for fight choreography.
I don't know who would win, other than to say Zilla would lose and everyone in the world would die from their eyeballs and genitals exploding from the sheer unbelievable amounts of awesome on display. Buckethead, Dave Mustaine, Zakk Wylde, Eddie Van Halen, and Prince don't know why, but they all begin wailing on their guitars, raising Dimebag Darrel, Jimmy Hendrix, Randy Rhoads, and Stevie Ray Vaugh, who also, without knowing why, brandish their instruments and begin jamming on the song that ends the world.
Or Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers vs. Freddy Kruger. Consider- Freddy always attacks teenagers. This time, he picks the wrong fucking group of teens to mess with. Rita decides to try and kill the Rangers in their sleep, when they're most vulnerable and conjures the dream demon. Billy has a scary dream about everyone finding out he's gay and making fun of him (David Yost is gay in real life), Zach dreams of drowning in snakes and spiders (per the episodes that shows he's terrified of those), Kimberly dreams of Tommy turning back into the Evil Green Ranger, Trini dreams she never made it out of Saigon (Thuy Trang, who played Trini was one of the last refugees to escape Veit Nam before the Veit Cong took over), Jason dreams he's Jose Conseco testifying before congress (because of those My Way parodies, you see), Tommy dreams that he loses his power and watches his friends die. They survive the dreams just barely, they all discuss their dreams with eachother and decide to talk to Zordon about it, Alpha does some research and concludes that they're dealing with a dream demon, they all take turns going to sleep to try to catch him and pull him out of the dream world, it works, they beat him mercilessly, Rita makes him grow, they call the Zords, he dies in a massive fireball after a totally awesome fight that destroys a lot of buildings that look suspiciously empty and made of cardboard.
Power Rangers in Space and the Ninja Turtles! It would have the Turtles joining the Rangers after helping them defeat a monster that was too great for the Rangers alone, and joining them as they go back to the Megaship. Everyone else would be cool with the Turtles, but Red Ranger Andros would be suspicious-- and rightfully so! It turns out that the Rangers' evil nemesis Astronema has hypnotized the Turtles into doing her bidding, rewiring the ship's computers, and allowing her forces on board, leading to the Rangers' capture.
The Rangers escape in the shuttle needed to form the Astro Megazord, and Astronema orders to give chase, but they pass too close to some sort of cosmic storm, thereby negating the spell she placed on the Turtles. Realizing that they aren't under her control any more, she sets the ship to self-destruct and leads her minions away to pursue the Rangers.
The Turtles stop the ship from self-destructing and join the Rangers on the surface, only now Andros believes they're on the up-and-up. Together, they thwart Astronema's plans once again and return to Earth-- but not before the Turtles try out the Galaxy Gliders for themselves!
So, what do you think?
What do you mean, "they already did that?"
Dangit.
Um... alright. How about Power Rangers RPM and Mega Man X, wherein Sigma and Venjix team up to erase mankind from the face of the planet. The only thing stopping them are the RPM Power Rangers... and a few remaining Maverick Hunters, who the Rangers throw down with under the mistaken assumption that as robots, they must be on Venjix's side.
Who wins? We do, and eventually, humanity as well.
My friend and I were actually talking about this the other day. He's a massive Super Sentai fan and I'm a fan of Kaiju films, so we came down to this:
Power Rangers vs. Godzilla
He claimed the Power Rangers were uniquely suited to defeat any giant monster, and Godzilla has, obviously, been defeated before. I conceded both points, but there is a key factor he did not consider: Godzilla is not evil.
Like a hurricane, earthquake or Galactus, Godzilla is a force of nature and not inherently malicious. Sure, Godzilla does attack civilization, and especially Tokyo, time and again, he does not do so to cause pain, he is merely reacting to external stimuli - lashing out at a world that hurt him. As soon as his rage has subsided, or as soon as a real and truly evil threat presents itself, Godzilla turns away from his innocent victims and faces - almost always destroying - the true evil.
Now, whatever else I may say about the Power Rangers from time to time, they are not stupid. In fact, they have a distinct knack for figuring out when someone is good on the inside (even when there is little to no evidence that would convince most sane people).
After an initial battle, maybe even coming close to defeating Godzilla, the Rangers would realize that the Big G is, in fact, not evil. They might help him, guide him away from civilization, or even team up with him against an actually evil foe.
My friend acquiesced, then asked "okay, then who COULD defeat Godzilla."
I thought for a second, then said "Power Puff Girls."
He agreed. Those girls can defeat any giant monster and don't really care if the monster is good or evil, as long as it's fun to hit.
I'm not entering the contest but, damned if not more excited for this movie than ... anything else coming out this year.
Power Rangers vs. Topless Robot.
Topless Robot had murdered a newly resurrected Zordon. Tommy and the original Power Rangers vows vengeance and summon their Zeo crystals. The Power Rangers immediately call upon the Zeo Megazord and squashes Topless Robot. Afterwards The Power Rangers celebrate and get their drink on at Ernie's Juice Bar. Bulk and Skull show up and does something stupid. The End.
ps.
I love the Power Rangers and want that DVD dammit!
Power Rangers vs. the Evil Dead
A team of "teenagers with attitude" go to a cabin in the woods for a vacation and accidentally play a recording from the necronomicon.
PG version: Half the team gets infected, then transforms to call on their megazords to wreck havok. the remaining uninfected must battle their teammates while searching for a way to cure their teammates. The Blue Ranger realizes that their best bet is to play the recording in reverse. This seems to work, but who know what is still out there, and how long till the villains obtain a necronomicon?
R or NR version: Yellow or Pink get violated by a tree and everyone except for one of the non-red male rangers dies, the surviving ranger has to chop off one of his limbs to avoid infection and replaces it with his ranger weapon.
I'm not a huge Power Rangers fan, so i will just leave this here and move on...
Power Rangers vs Ultra Chicks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1CgtGOVgs&feature=player_embedded
Power Rangers vs Marvel
Ultron amasses an army of Marvel Baddies..... The Avengers are overwhelmed...
A inter-dimensional rift opens up in the Helicarrier... Zordon emerges & gives Tony Stark 5 power crystals
Ironman, Thor, Hulk, Wolverine & Black Widow (Red, Blue, Green, Yellow & Black) are teamed together with matching uniforms.
And Tony Stark creates special vehicles if the going gets tough.....
An evil Emperor dispatches his minions to conquer Earth.
As always, the Power Rangers easily defeat the armored faceless minions. They are not prepared to face the Emperor's Lieutenant, Darth Vader.
Vader mops the floor with the kids (he's got plenty of experience killing kids after all), forcing them to fall back and call on their MegaZord for backup. Vader, now clearly outmatched, falls back and calls on the Executor to back him up.
There is no such thing as fighting fair or overkill for an evil overlord. After North America is turned to radioactive slag, and the rest of the world quickly surrenders, Vader returns to his search for Skywalker.
Original Power Rangers, before the Green Ranger turned into a good guy. Rangers assemble their mega-zord thing and are wiping the floor with Zodberg The tables are turned when the Green Ranger plays his little flute thingie and summons the godzilla-zord which joins the battle on Zoidberg's side.
The heroes win, when, after a standard 22-minute battle in which they are hoplessly out-clawed by team Zoidberg, they unleash their magic sword or whatever and dispatch both foes with one blow.
And I just now realized that our villain ought to transform into "Zord-Berg" just at the moment when is close to defeat. Oh well. I never said I could write screenplays, even crappy ones.
I would love to see the Power Rangers take on the creature from Jeepers Creeper. It would start out campy but everything/one would get serious real quick when The Creeper takes out the Red Rangers arm and uses it to replace one of his taking the life of the Red Ranger in the process. Of course this would be the arm that has a power band in which The Creeper would now be able to use to summon Power Ranger armor and weapons. He is now a mix of what he was with touches of Ranger about. The armor and the weapons would be grotesque and hideously evil looking. Pink and Green Ranger would then be his next targets. Before he gets to chow down on them they summon their Zords and proceed to attack him...only to find that he too can summon an Zord. When he calls his what comes is a cross between Cthulhu and a Jabberwocky with hints of Red Ranger here and there. He jumps up and embeds his body organically into his Zord - we see tentacles and bones with organs shifting around...the wail that comes from this monstrosity makes all of the nearby animals run away from his general direction and towards the Rangers. As the camera pans up we see the Ranger's Zords overshadowed by what's about to come their way...
Every Power Ranger team team up vs. Jar Jar Binks. Power Rangers would win. Really it would just be hours of Power Rangers beating up Jar Jar. (tell me you wouldn't buy that.)
@Someguy It's all fun and games until Rita makes Jar Jar grow 900 feet tall.
@Gallen_Dugall Awesome. Fanboys always buy products with their favorite characters in it. So I can put you down for a Blu-Ray/DVD/Ultraviolet Special edition pack.
@Gallen_Dugall I don't blame Jar Jar for the fiasco Episode 1 became. But not being the reason the movie sucked doesn't give him a pass. He was still annoying and worthy of being beat up.
The films had problems, I just don't think Jar Jar is one of them. The fact that he is constantly comic reliefing even in establishing shots is annoying, but that too is the result of the film's objective - to develop and sell ILM special effects technology and just about no one involved took it any more seriously than that.
Still haven't seen any of the film's BluRay versions


