I'm not a huge fan of empty carbs. It isn't a fitness prejudice; rather, it's a dislike of any food that traditionally relies on butter - which I find gross - to make it palatable. So there have been many times when, at family dinners, I've been handed a full plate and thought to myself, "fuck this dinner roll."
I did not mean it literally.
This is a thing in Japan, though, where it's endorsed by virtual pop star Hatsune Miku. It's described as "cherry blossom rain," but seriously, I don't think it's a perverted stretch to read the subtext there.
Dare I suggest that their advertising slogan should be "eat me"? I'd say you can't lick this gimmick, except that maybe you're supposed to.
h/t Timely-Tardis Lego via Laughing Squid
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@mewishnia Two of like your last 5 tweets have been about penis snatching and vagina bread. What the hell is wrong with you?
WAT! ಠ_ಠ RT @JohnQuid Hapje Japanse vaginacake, iemand? Nee? Dan niet. toplessrobot.com\/2013\/03\/super_…8cs
Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a carnivorous suction cup festooned alien nightmare?
To be clear: I'M NOT GAY.
@jollyroger @ToplessRobot what you thought the french baggette had the monopoly on suggestive wheat products?
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From Reddit's WTF board last night to the front page of Topless Robot today, ahh vagina loaf. Also this apparently comes with icing/sugar glazing you coat it with. So uhmmm....yay.
Forgive me if someone has already mentioned this. Cherry (桜) has never been used in Japan as slang for vagina. It's a cherry blossom (Sakura 桜雨 the kanji for the Sakura is cherry rain) Sure it doesn't look good but that is their warriors flower. I believe a very horny translator might be at fault here.
Here is one. They bloom and fall off. It falls like rain.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/58d471f028d5555445326085be64877f/tumblr_mjh8sxLu811rs4k52o1_500.jpg
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@Someguy Yeah, in reality it only looks like vaginas to us, because we are all terrible perverted people.
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@Someguy @scarfdemon I don't think they'll ship to Minnesota but thanks anyway. I guess I'll just have to keep dreaming.
@scarfdemon But to be serious, a friend of mine there, she says they taste awesome. I have seen them on the Japanese site of Amazon you could try to see if they will ship to you.
They are called おっぱいプリン if you seriously wanted to try them.
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@scarfdemonI wouldn't say terrible. Perverted people, yes we are. Terrible? No, no were good at it.
That looks like a vagina only to someone who hasn't seen one before or to a nation that frequently associates them with tentacle phallused unholy eldritch abominations.
@ComradeDread1 Or someone who assumes that all vagina's look alike and that there aren't hot eldritch action floating around out there in the wild.
Also, should clarify, a Friend sent it to me first, it was the same person who sent in the E.T. fic awhile back.
Ah your dislike of butter makes your enjoyment of fast food cuisine makes more sense . Am curious as to what the flavor of these would be assume cherry or strawberry
@FreeHat To clarify my crazy sentence. I learned the hard way that the biggest words are the real one's on their packages.
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Mmmmm, five vagina biscuits coming together to form one giant anus.
-"What did you have for breakfast? A frowny biscuit?"
-"If you only knew..."
