Nintendo Chain Chomp Earrings
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Dear Mike Tyson and Vincent Van Gogh – here’s the perfect gift for the love of your life.
Too brutal? How about a mini Nintendo cartridge ring? If she says yes to that gift, there’s another question you need to ask for a similar answer.
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It’s a gift that would make me jump for joy and punch the ceiling. Unfortunately in real life, that doesn’t cause money to rain down. Just asbestos.
Anyone making a Mario Iron Lung?
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist