Dear Mike Tyson and Vincent Van Gogh - here's the perfect gift for the love of your life.
Too brutal? How about a mini Nintendo cartridge ring? If she says yes to that gift, there's another question you need to ask for a similar answer.
It's a gift that would make me jump for joy and punch the ceiling. Unfortunately in real life, that doesn't cause money to rain down. Just asbestos.
Anyone making a Mario Iron Lung?