Nintendo Chain Chomp Earrings

By Luke Y. Thompson in Merchandise, Video Games
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 at 11:30 am


Dear Mike Tyson and Vincent Van Gogh - here's the perfect gift for the love of your life.

Too brutal? How about a mini Nintendo cartridge ring? If she says yes to that gift, there's another question you need to ask for a similar answer.


It's a gift that would make me jump for joy and punch the ceiling. Unfortunately in real life, that doesn't cause money to rain down. Just asbestos.

Anyone making a Mario Iron Lung?

OhMyGeeknessvia The Mary Sue

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