Super Terrific American Thing: Bacon Condoms

By Luke Y. Thompson in Food & Drink, Miscellaneous
Tuesday, April 2, 2013 at 12:00 pm

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Sorry, Japan, but only real 'Muricans - or as one of our regular commenters would say, USAlunders - could have come up with this variation on imitation pork suitable for porking. For when you want sex that truly isn't kosher, it's a prophylactic that looks and tastes like processed pig product, though whether you wish to squeal like one during usage is entirely optional. Tossing the old pigskin around henceforth will not necessarily have an innocent, sports-related meaning.

This is not an April Fool's - I saw it prior to the weekend but hadn't gotten around to posting yet. And already they're sold out and wait-listed.

via Kissing Suzy Kolber

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