(More Japanese-inspired than Japanese, I think, but hey...)
For equality's sake, here's the male version of all those soft boobie mouse pads that come from the anime world.
Want to win one? There's still a chance to cheek yourself before you reek, yourself. Butt hurry - this contest ass-ends into oblivion June 3rd, after which it will be impossible to crack.
And that's the hole truth.