Super Terrific Japanese Thing (?) – Squeezable Butt Mouse Pad
(More Japanese-inspired than Japanese, I think, but hey…)
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For equality’s sake, here’s the male version of all those soft boobie mouse pads that come from the anime world.
Want to win one? There’s still a chance to cheek yourself before you reek, yourself. Butt hurry – this contest ass-ends into oblivion June 3rd, after which it will be impossible to crack.
And that’s the hole truth.
h/t FakeAssName
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist