Now that Disney owns Star Wars, I gotta think it takes serious balls to do something like this, but then, we are talking about a daredevil tradition. "Evel Fett" is a 12" vinyl toy costing $120 from Retro Outlaw Studios, who previously did a "Che-bacca" mash-up bust and a more official Clockwork Orange statue endorsed by Malcolm McDowell.
What if he doesn't survive...Mickey's lawyers? Well then, he'll be worth a lot to you; a favorite decoration, even. Get that cargo hold ready.
Awesome retro-style box art after the jump.