Sly and Arnold, together in prison. I can only imagine the fanfics that have already been written on this topic. Arnold has a goatee in this, so I guess that means he’s the secret bad guy.
“You hit like a vegetarian” is a clear attempt at a new catchphrase – frankly, for the ex-Governator, that’s the best we can hope for – it sure beats “I can’t fix the state’s economic woes” – and it’s about time his new movies stopped trying to play against that (Hi, Last Stand).
And unlike the Expendables movies, this one looks like it was shot in focus the entire time. Which, unless you’re making a sequel to The Room, is a good thing.
Trailer after the jump.