Watermelon Oreos Are a Thing That Is Real and Not Japanese
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| TheFoodJunk |
Artificial watermelon flavor is arguably the third-greatest thing America has ever created, after the Bill of Rights and bacon condoms. Injecting it into an Oreo is the cookified equivalent of Steve Rogers getting the super-soldier serum.
All we need now is for Taco Bell to find a way to turn this into a meat-and-cheese delivery device, and the universe will collapse upon itself in a flavor explosion of artifice.
Source: Dinosaur Dracula via Fark.
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