Watermelon Oreos Are a Thing That Is Real and Not Japanese

By Luke Y. Thompson in Food & Drink
Monday, June 17, 2013 at 11:30 am


Artificial watermelon flavor is arguably the third-greatest thing America has ever created, after the Bill of Rights and bacon condoms. Injecting it into an Oreo is the cookified equivalent of Steve Rogers getting the super-soldier serum.

All we need now is for Taco Bell to find a way to turn this into a meat-and-cheese delivery device, and the universe will collapse upon itself in a flavor explosion of artifice.

Source: Dinosaur Dracula via Fark.

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