Life Is A Game if You Decorate Your Doors Like a First-Person Shooter
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When I was a teen, I had six-foot posters of William Shatner and a xenomorph on my door – sadly, they were not both in the same poster, unless he was hatching a chestburster I didn’t know about. These door decals by Metal Core, however, promise to “TURN YOUR BORING DOOR INTO SOMETHING MORE!” Because with all the hysteria about kids shooting up schools after playing violent video games, nobody will have any concerns whatsoever about a person who decorates his door with racks of guns and hatches designed to resemble those in popular first-person shooters. Nosiree.
Actually, I think these are kinda cool. But you have to be pretty much morally beyond reproach to pull them off at home without raising some eyebrows.
Oh, and they’re $79.95. My big Alien poster used to be around $10.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist