So, all y'all who were hoping for a female or black Doctor? Amateurs. Speciesists, even. Why does the Doctor have to look human? Why couldn't he appear as...a Goomba?
Well, aside from the fact that he'd probably use up all his regenerations in one shot when a fat Italian repeatedly jumps on his head, of course.
After the jump, watch what happens when a time lord becomes one of the least popular denizens of Super Mario World.