This is the most elaborate and wonderfully pointless fake Super Terrific Japanese Thing I think I've ever seen. Watch as Big Clive here carefully unpacks a doll supposedly named Fanny Flambeaux of the Smokin' Pussies Gang, and lovingly reads a story he totally made up about her flamethrower powers. With feigned surprise, he then demonstrates the action feature that, presumably, he wishes a real toy would have.
Points for not making a spicy food joke. Probably because Scottish food isn't spicy - just gross.
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