I guess we've moved from the era of the TED talk to the era of the TED talk parody. You can probably thank/blame Patton Oswalt for this.
I like Official Comedy's take, though - the bullshit buzzwords and life-as-computer metaphors sound extra-silly when placed in the mouth of a flesh-eating corpse.
You'll have to suspend your disbelief about zombies being able to listen and take this all in, though. Because I'd hate for your acceptance of such realistic notions as the walking dead to be affected by such a scientifically unconvincing conceit.
Click through and enjoy. I did.