Disney Makes Genocidal Planets Cute
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Hold me closer, Tiny Death Star…Disney’s upcoming mobile game will turn the Star Wars universe and the dark side into 8-bit cuteness. They’re vague on the specifics, but will say this:
…join Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader on a mission to attract Galactic bitizens, run intergalactic businesses, and build an all-new Death Star. Construct unique Star Wars themed locations to attract iconic characters and species to your space station in this 8-bit style game.
That’s no moon…that’s an ass I’ll want to kiss if this turns out to be decent. Meesa could be in big dudu now.
h/t 10glfan59
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