Fixing Blind Eyes With Tooth Fragments
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Alright stop. Is it your sight you’re missin’? Eyes are back thanks to a brand new invention. Some tooth, drilled and holed and set tightly, stuck in your eye – you’ll feel gaily and sightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, they don’t know. Odds are two-thirds for how long it’ll go. Pretty extreme, but rocks to have back your vision, lights up your eyes so you can watch television NOW! Not just the speakers you’ll need, now flooding your brain with a visual feed. Lively, when you talk of this remedy, especially when your blindness was an undisclosed malady.
Love it, don’t leave it, though new eyes look weird, this thing really works and is not to be feared.
Did you have a problem? Tooth transplanting solved it. Check out the story ’bout the doc who resolved it.
Eyes, eyes, baby. Ding ding ding digga ding ding.
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h/t Gallen_Dugall…and Vanilla Ice.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist