Your webmaster wants to have this, if you're old enough, even if your uncle won't allow it - it's the time of year to go off on some damn fool idealistic crusade (for candy). And while others may have to scramble at the last minute for some half-cocked costumes this Halloween, we offer you and your pet pooch a more elegant outfit for a more civilized age.
Two important disclaimers: (1) the lightsaber is not included and (2) this prize can be sent to addresses in the U.S. and Puerto Rico only.
We've already done the best costume story - so here's one that's a bit more challenging. To enter, answer the following question in comments below:
Assuming the Star Wars universe celebrates Halloween and you exist in it - who or what do you dress up as this year, and why?
Pro tip - look at your competition, so we don't get a million entries saying "JJ Abrams, because lens flares." I will pick my favorite some time after the deadline of this coming Friday, Oct. 11th at 11:59 p.m. - we need to end this in time for the winner to actually get the prize by Halloween. Enter as many times as you wish.