This is how you market your movie: scare the pants off of people by making them think your character's powers exist in the real world. Also, disrupt a coffee shop. Because there are too damn many of them and they're full of hipsters who need external forces of near-supernatural power to make them feel something unironically.
Okay, giving it the hashtag "#flexlikeCarrie" is stupid. Primarily because she ain't to be flexed with!
After the jump you'll see why.