Hello Kitty as a Giant Battle Robot

By Luke Y. Thompson in Cartoons, Toys
Thursday, October 31, 2013 at 2:30 pm

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If my life were a drinking game observed by a Truman Show-like audience, one of the signals to be imbibe would be every time my wife utters the phrase, "Look at the kitty. What's she saying?" I feel like enunciating that particular phrase right now, as Google Translator doesn't work on images - what IS this particular Kitty saying? That Sanrio is trying to market their female-skewing toys to boys now by adding spring-loaded missile hands?

And what exactly does it say about someone when they choose to ride around inside a giant robot replica of themselves, with bleeding-eye paint job?

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I mean, I would, but I'd make it a cooler version of myself, with better abs and more tattoos and cool shit like that. Kitty's content with a scale clone that's slightly creepy, but certainly a unique way to celebrate 40 years.

Hey, I'm getting close to that age myself. Start building, y'all.

via tamashii.jp

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