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Super Sexy Topless Weekend Hangover Aggregation Fun Time! – 10-21-13


Highlights from the weekend’s best reader submissions.

-I can’t be arsed to watch the entirety of “Butthoven’s Fifth Symphony” (Timely-Tardis-Lego)

Michelle L’amour performs “BUTTHOVEN’S 5TH SYMPHONY” from franky vivid on Vimeo.

-A very strange Shrek video (andre_morello)

-Giant fish are (and need) a breath of fresh air (James.k.Polk)

Also: Buttocks Humanoid That Represents Emotions With Visual and Tactual Transformation of the Muscles!

-Pirates versus ninjas (Gallen_Dugall)

Also: cyborg flesh will finally fool those pesky Skynet time machines.

and Galactic Civilizations III

-The bacon beer milkshake, for those days when you want to kill yourself just to spite vegans (James.k.Polk).

-“The most successful toy in Central Europe” is apparently a terrible My Little Pony rip-off that now has a terrible movie attached. Plus if you’re a male fan of it there they probably throw you in a gulag (Anyone00).

-Bat-foes in the ER. Somewhere, George Clooney is relived that he no longer has anything to do with either (Patch999).

-What Does the Mech Say? (Anyone00)

Eat more unicorn. And try not to think about the obvious Abraxas escalation (James.k.Polk)

-8-Bit The Shining (Kubrick version), because the Carrie remake this weekend won’t annoy Stephen King enough (Canadian.Scott)

Doctor Who 50th anniversary trailer has no footage from the episode, but still pretty cool (Timely-Tardis-Lego)

-Marvel Heroes gets Squirrel Power! (Anyone00)

Also: Stan Lee has created an Indian superhero named Chakra. Hope he doesn’t try to name a Japanese one “Comikaze.”

-Lord of the Cold Ones (rkwsuperstar)

Also: penis chapstick cozy! Dalek-shaped bag! Dog butt floss dispenser!

Hello Kitty dominatrix spanking paddle (Timely-Tardis-Lego)