Channing Tatum’s Jean-Claude Van Damme Spoof Proves He Is Beautiful, No Matter What You Say
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I understand why people used to hate Channing Tatum. He was the dance guy with a Chippendale body and a weird, potato-shaped head who girls liked based on movies you never saw.
But after 21 Jump Street, and this piss-take on Jean-Claude Van Damme’s recent splits commercial, I don’t get how anybody can hold a Twilight-level degree of venom toward him. The dude is game for ANYTHING.
Now we need a grudge match with Van Damme. Too bad the G.I. Joe movies killed off Tatum’s Duke – I’d be down for JCVD pulling a Double Impact and playing both Tomax and Xamot in a sequel. Retcons can make it happen, of course.
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via Filmdrunk
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