Bringing you abbreviated highlights of the best reader tips from the weekend open thread (minus gifs, copyrighted images and some other stuff like that).
And yes, I realized that different keywords each week, actually describing the content, are a good idea. Web genius me.
-Grumpy Cat versus Oscar the Grouch (SlyDante777).
-The Wesley Willis/Dark Knight crossover we deserved years ago. Like, when Willis was still alive to appreciate it (skrad212).
-Robot handjobs as an added function of virtual reality games. You realize, of course, that someone's going to do a cartoon pony program for this (Dr.Gonzo82).
-What madness is this? Bimbo the Birthday Clown (SlyDante777).
-They Might Be Giants get a very special award on their Christmas sweater (James.k.Polk)
-Bisexual Loki is ironically a lot less horny, literally (SlyDante777)
-Cartoon centaur prefers a full-on horse to the local Furries - and Mattel is making a live-action movie of this (scarfdemon).
-I hate writing anything about 50 Shades of Gray, but I'll make an exception this once (DrAbraxas).
-After every movie studio balked, AMC is apparently going to attempt a Preacher adaptation (troi).
-Pokemon panties. And if those who wear them are as afflicted as the 50 Shades of Gray book above...the folks seeing them in person "gonna catch 'em all." (James.k.Polk)
-Websites as superheroes (FakeAssName).
-Admiral Ackbar knit hat (rkwsuperstar).
-The Simpsons hits syndication on a cable channel most don't have and an on-demand service that doesn't yet exist (troi).
-Alfonso Cuaron's IKEA (James.k.Polk).
-Did John Wayne Gacy fuck Bambi's mom? (rkwsuperstar).