Would a Stormtrooper Vibrator Miss the G-Spot Every Time?

By Luke Y. Thompson in Movies, Toys
Tuesday, November 5, 2013 at 4:00 pm

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That, at least, was the first thought I had when I saw this new proposal by Balazs Sarmai, from whom we last heard when he was imagining Avengers-themed sex toys. Apparently he likes to tempt fate by going through the pantheon of Disney properties. Anyway, he has a whole Star Wars line worked out now.

I'd like to suggest theme-park based sex toys next. Names like "Splash Mountain" and "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" can take on entirely new contexts.

via Cecilia SH on Twitter, who appears to be publicizing these everywhere...

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