Dark Knight Armory: The New Hot Toys Playset You’ll Never Afford
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Look at that thing. Just look at it. And the two figures it includes (the Michael Caine recostuming possibilities alone are endless, and Bruce Wayne can double as Patrick Bateman, who’s only one letter away from Batman, after all). If you look really closely, you can even see that those interchangeable mouth/jaw pieces work not just for the masked Batman head, but the Bruce head too, which I think is a first for Hot Toys.
Amidst all the bajillion accesories it comes with, I wish it had included a toilet so I could appropriately say, “Holy shit, Batman!”
Anybody want to give me the $600 or so that this is likely to cost?
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist