Fanboy Flick Pick: 47 Ronin Is Pretty, Vacant

By Luke Y. Thompson in Movies
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 at 3:29 pm

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What sucks is that the production design and the creatures look really cool, and a quest narrative set in this world could have been a lot of fun, versus the tiresome set up of let's go fight the bad guys, regroup, go fight them again, regroup, rinse, repeat. Also, for being half-demon, it's pretty lame that Keanu only really uses that ability to score free weapons, and realize that a creepy looking fox is actually an evil thing (anyone who's seen an Ylvis video knows that).

Ronin, consider yourself Accused (see what I did there?).

Of being dull.

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